Friday, October 25, 2013

Early ObamaCare Signups to Receive Daily Specials

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  1. How about they give the lobotomies first. They'd get more sign ups.

    Good one DS!

  2. "Prices slightly higher in California." Due to the Gay Tax, the Earthquake/Global Warming Tax and the DemocRat Boxer/Waxman/Pelosi/Feinstein Pandering Tax.

    Great one Jan! ;-)