Thursday, September 24, 2015

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Jon Ritzheimer (Facebook)

We all remember the nutty skinhead ex-marine/self proclaimed patriot who organized the anti-Muslim rally outside the Islamic Community Center of Phoenix, and then whined that he didn’t have any privacy anymore? Well he is once again putting his life on the line for America with a plan to go to Michigan and “arrest” Sen. Debbie Stabenow for her treasonous vote on the Iran nuclear arms deal...... that's if he can bum some money from the internet for gas, a couple of packs of smokes and a few rounds of ammo, at least.

Ritzheimer recently posted an open letter outlining his cunning plan:
"On October 10th 2015, I, along with a growing number of patriots, will be saying goodbye to my loved ones once again and starting my journey from Arizona to Michigan. We are planning on driving through Texas to link up with more Marines and Patriots and then heading North towards Michigan. We are planning on arresting Senator Debbie Stabenow, who voted yes to the Iran Nuke Deal. She will be arrested for treason under Article 3 Section 3 of the Constitution.  We have chosen her as our first target due to our strong ties with the Michigan State Militia and their lax gun laws that will allow us to operate in a manner necessary for an operation like this. 
After we successfully detain her we will continue to move across the country and arrest everyone involved with the Iran Nuke Deal. Even the President who brokered this deal. America is still at war with terrorism and Iran is the leading sponsor of terrorism throughout the globe. I have been to war and I do not want to see bloodshed in our own country. We do not seek violence but we will be armed and ready to defend and uphold our oath to the constitution."

At least Ritzheimer understands that he and his imaginary army of freedom friends can’t just shoot all the traitors: They have to give them a show trial first, just like the Constitution says:
"There is no reason these people can’t be held accountable and have their day in court. … If these people are innocent, then it should be proven in court. But there is overwhelming evidence stacked up against them that says otherwise."
Yep, that’s the first rule of the American justice system: the accused is assumed to be guilty, but has the right to prove their innocence.  Still, Ritzheimer’s love for the Constitution practically bleeds off every sentence of his manifesto, like this part, where he explains that with him and his pals taking care of us, voting is actually unnecessary:
"Our strength is in our numbers. We The People are what will fix the problems in our country. Not some election."
And as proof that we’re no longer living in a free country, U.S. Capitol Police are already investigating Ritzheimer’s threats thoughtful ideas for making America better, and they are coordinating with police in Michigan to keep tabs on the situation.

It’s getting to where a patriot can’t declare his simple intention to abduct a U.S. Senator and put her on trial anymore without people blowing everything out of proportion.

Somebody get a net!