So Set Yo Ass Down and Shut Up, Cause I'm Gonna Tell Ya a Story!
Sit down! Okay.......Once upon a time there was a magnificent golden castle (obviously not where I come from) on a silver cloud high up in the sky, which has nothin to do with nothin cause my story is about an old wood chopper dude who lived in a shack, but that's a good way to start a fairy tale, know what I'm sayin...
Todays Story -
" Beauty
and the
Beast (D-Fla.)
"
By the Freakin Story Lady.
By the Freakin Story Lady.
Sit down! Okay.......Once upon a time there was a magnificent golden castle (obviously not where I come from) on a silver cloud high up in the sky, which has nothin to do with nothin cause my story is about an old wood chopper dude who lived in a shack, but that's a good way to start a fairy tale, know what I'm sayin...
The old man was very happy, but he had a daughter, who was very unhappy because....well, she was rather plain. Actually, she was really plain. No, in fact, she was one ugly white girl who had a face like five miles of bad road......
Anyways, it was time for her to marry, but because she was so ugly, none of the young men of the kingdom ever came to ask for her hand, or any other part of her body, for that matter. Then one day, the old man decided to cheer her up.
"Child, it is your birthday and I've brought you something to keep you from being so lonely."
"A man?" she asked, wide-eyed"
"Nope. A donkey." the old man said "And not just any donkey. It's a Democrat Donkey"
Anyways, it was time for her to marry, but because she was so ugly, none of the young men of the kingdom ever came to ask for her hand, or any other part of her body, for that matter. Then one day, the old man decided to cheer her up.
"Child, it is your birthday and I've brought you something to keep you from being so lonely."
"A man?" she asked, wide-eyed"
"Nope. A donkey." the old man said "And not just any donkey. It's a Democrat Donkey"