Monday, June 5, 2017

I Wonder.......

 If you were to take these men by the hand and walk them through London today,
would they feel utterly betrayed?


Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought to You By BLUESJUNKY: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Clinton Points Boney Finger At Middle Finger News


CNN World - After blaming the Russians, WIKI Leaks, Trump Operatives, the DNC, her Campaign Staff, James Comey, Tweeter, Facebook, Climate Change and Toenail Fungus for her unexpected loss in November, Thursday Hillary Clinton again skirted her own blame by pointing a crooked arthritic finger at the up and coming Media Giant 'Middle Finger News Service' and it's Corporate Owner, Diogenes Middle Finger.com INC.

Speaking before a gathering of Adult Diaper Manufactures Thursday, Mrs. Clinton fired both her whining barrels at the respected news organization as she became visibly upset:  
"I took great care to warn my replacement as Secretary of State, Senator John Kerry, about this vicious bunch at Middle Finger News, who he later labeled "Unamerican, Uncosmopolitan, Despicable Hooligans" after his own experiences with them.  I directly blame them for playing a large part in my ......*BURP*.... election loss for the false and totally unfair  portrayal of me to the American electorate. Especially that elusive witch who goes by the name Diogenes and her cohort.... that smartass Earl of Taint, both for their vicious satire and distorted imagery of me as a Drunken, Bumbling, Bloated, Radical Grandmother and Crime Family Boss with one foot in the grave. It's a G** D*** good thing for the whole bunch of them that I didn't get elected!!!"...... Those Rat Bastards are gonna pay!!........You HEAR ME!!!!!"
Mrs. Clinton then began repeatedly banging her head on the podium and broke down in tears and a raging coughing fit, and had to be helped off and attended to backstage.

When CNN contacted the MFNS HQ about the statement by Clinton, an unnamed MFNS spokesman refused comment, but the newsroom was heard to break out in uproarious laughter. When our reporter informed the spokesman he had never heard of Middle Finger News Service before, the spokesman laughed and responded "Don't get out much do ya Skippy? Shit, Go ask Anderson Cooper, we made him cry too!"

We Are All Doomed: Trump Covfefe'd The World

Leftist React to Trump's Decision To Exit From The Paris Climate Accord

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

What Better Guy to Represent Democrats Then One That Hangs out With Dwarf Trannys, Goth Lesbians and Other Assorted Societal Crazies?

Some Democrats Want Jerry Springer to Run For Ohio Governor

A lot of people might not realize it, but daytime talk show host (I use that term lightly) Jerry Springer was at one time mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio. Yeah, really! But obviously not the brightest of politicians, getting caught paying a hooker for her services with a check! But still, some want him to run for the Governorship of Ohio anyway. 

And think about it, with the dems in dire straights because their political bench makes the Bad News Bears look like World Series Contenders, who better than a guy who wallows in the gutters of society for fame and money could garner enough of the Democrat's Lo-Fo urban and millennial vote to follow John "My Dad Was a Mailman" Kasich into the Gov's office for the Dems? At least he doesn't run a Crime Family.....
Business Insider - Speaking with The Cincinnati Enquirer in February, Springer, who painted himself as a "populist, liberal progressive," said the idea of his candidacy gained steam because of Trump's victory. "What's probably giving it more juice this time is the Trump victory," Springer told The Enquirer. "People are thinking that somebody outside the traditional political establishment can win. His constituency is basically mine. These are fans of the show. I could be Trump without the racism." 
No Jerry, those are not Trump supporters in your audience, they are at work........

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

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We Need More of This!


Muslims Demand School Move Prom For Ramadan, 
Principal Basically Says Shove It. 

Despite being a very small minority, America’s Muslim population is by far the most overbearing when it comes to imposing their will and undeniably the most dangerous when denied. Instead of respecting our values and traditions, they constantly give ultimatums for us to forgo our own customs to make way for their Islamic compulsions. Fortunately, not everyone’s bowing in submission to their intrusive religious requirements.

When Brooklyn Technical High School’s Muslim students, who are a minority, found out that prom would be held on June 3 this year, they were deeply upset that they would have to choose between adhering to their religion’s endless commands or living like American teenagers. Since Islam strictly prohibits worshipers from listening to music or dancing, especially during this month of fasting, the Muslim students decided to pressure the school to move the event around their religious observance. The answer they received was not what the retaliatory special interest group is accustomed to hearing.

When the Muslim student body demanded the school reschedule prom in submission to Ramadan, the interim acting principal informed them that they would definitely not reschedule prom because it was planned months in advance and the school would lose money just to accommodate the minority’s request. As expected, the Muslim students showcased their supremacist beliefs, shocked that the school wouldn’t cave to their demands.

The Muslims convinced ignorant non-Muslim classmates to support their petition, which, despite gathering more than 250 signatures, was dismissed by school officials, according to CBS New York. However, these Muslim students misled the sympathetic majority into pitying them, making it seem as though they have no choice in the matter. The truth is that these Muslims chose to adhere to their religious beliefs, which every religious person must eventually experience. 

They chose to subjugate themselves to Islam’s oppressive compulsions and, therefore, chose the consequences of missing out on prom. Still, the Muslim students immediately played the victims, portraying the school officials as callous Islamophobes simply because they refused to give in to their unreasonable demands.
“You’re not supposed to listen to music during Ramadan, so it’s not really allowed. Muslim holidays they don’t give much attention to it, school events, they don’t care about it." 
Of course, it’s likely that some of the students will come together to file a lawsuit to accuse the school of discriminating against Muslims. In reality, the school never discouraged or disallowed Muslims from attending. Along with refusing to attend in favor of their religious compulsion, they hoped to force the non-Muslim majority to abstain from prom during the month of Ramadan. 

Although targeting prom is a small scale attack, it is an attempt to force their beliefs on the masses. These religious requirements are not just for Muslims, as the Quran commands Muslims to enforce its commands on everyone, regardless of religious belief. In the end, the goal is the same — establish Sharia law and make the unbelievers “feel subdued” until there is only Islam.

You have ever right to observe your religion beliefs , but absolutely NO right to force anyone to adhere to it's observances!  And as a public school, NO expectations of it to favor your religion beliefs over anything.

Same goes for the college rabble. Don't like the school, go somewhere else! 

(Fox News)
(CBS NY)
(Conan The Bar Baron)

Y'all Need To Cut Tiger Some Slack....

The guy has hit on some hard times. After all, for crying out loud, 
he's still driving a 2015 Mercedes!