Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Erectile Dysfunction Bandits Strike West Side Chicago

Chicago - Two "older men" with highly dangerous handguns robbed a West Side Chicago medical clinic, getting away with “56 Viagra pills worth $1700″ as well as a small amout of muscle relaxants, pain killers and codeine-laced cough syrup, valued at $400. Witnesses said that the men appeared to be in their late 50s. 

One of the bandits was wearing a Tasmanian Devil t-shirt which may, according to DMF medical experts, indicate a link between watching too many cartoons and difficulty sustaining an erection. 

I ask, readers of DMF, do you find that your childhood entertainment options have impaired your sexual function later in life? Or enhanced it? Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?  

The men also grabbed a $1,500 laptop suitable for on-line porn viewing, $65 in cash from an employee’s wallet and made sure they had all the Viagra.

We like that Dorothy Tucker, the reporter for the Chicago CBS station, added this:
"The owners of the pharmacy said the men gave no indication if they would use the Viagra themselves or sell it on the street for a profit."
It’s nice that Ms. Tucker give them the benefit of the doubt like that.

Note: You may want to consider commenting on this story without the name of the drug, since that’s a pretty good bet to send your post to the spam filter.