Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Google Creates New Social Media Network for Terrorist


Google's New Goats +
Google Inc., in it's never ceasing quest for advertising revenue today announced it's new social  network "Goats + " geared toward the terrorists organization, Al Quaeda and ISIS, hiding  in their mountain caves and dessert hideaways. Google spokesman Ben Sputt said "todays announcement marks the first chapter in Google's humanitarian phase, reaching out to a population that because of security reasons are no longer able to use the normal social networking platforms such as Twitter, Facebook or Google +  as way to stay in touch with friends and lovers in the goat community."

Al Quaeda freedom fighter, Ahmed Al Sahiit, thanked Google in an encoded dispatch to the Mountain View, California headquarters released to the media in a press briefing today saying:

" ......it's very cold and lonely up in the mountain caves, and sometime our trusted goats are our only warmth and Lovers. It is good to be able to stay in touch, after they find new companionship, with our favorite goats after being separated due to helicopter raids or  falling  bombs from the air by the filthy running dog imperialist infidels. We find the kindness and concern of the infidels at Google almost heartwarming. Praise be to Allah."
Google is rumored to have promised new high level closed loop security for Goats + communication in return for copious amounts of advertising revenue from the Mideast economies heretofore unreachable. The announcement was praised by terrorist from the windswept deserts hills of Syria to the rugged mountains regions of Afghanistan.

ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, was not available for comment, but is rumored to be jubilant at the announcement.