Thursday, February 23, 2017

Note to 2017 Academy Award Winners - From Middle America:


When you give your acceptance speeches Sunday night, thank your publicist, limo driver, manicurist, masseuse, day nanny, night nanny and weekend nanny. Your attorney Marty Singer for killing that salacious National Enquirer story about your industry's pedophilia. 

Thank your spouse, children, middle school drama teacher. Your astrologist and psychologist. Thank your pool boy and gardener, accountants, assistants, Pilates teacher, hot yoga instructor, teeth-whitening dentist and most of all, Bosley and Botox. You can even thank Wolfgang Puck for naming a pizza after you. 

But please, stay off politics. We know where you stand, and don't really care.

Oh, and P.S........Don't forget to put on that oh so joyous face when all those black actors who have whined so much for not getting their due walk off with your award..... you know the ones that sweep the BET Movie Awards and the American Black Film Festival Honors every year......... the ones that you are not included in.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!
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