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My First Teleprompter |
The hope is that if children have these creative toys to play with, they can emulate their role model, and perhaps someday aspire to the same high level of achievement as President Obama has accomplished.
The first model in the Fun With Barack™ series will be My First Telepromter™ and will encourage small children to develop language skills. This toy will help children aged 3-8 to overcome their fear of public speaking and help prepare them for future careers in public service and politics.
The second model, to be released simultaneously, will be "Lets Play Golf!™"
This fun toy will allow children aged 5-10 to enjoy playing president by simulating President Obama's daily workload.
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Let's Play Golf |
Their friends can play the roles of visiting foreign dictators, and they can schmooze them and negotiate disarmament deals that leave the USA virtually disarmed and helpless.
It will provide the perfect opportunity for them to play "Take Some Stimulus Money, The Taxpayers Won't Care."
The Lets Play Golf™ cart is powered by a 6 volt rechargeable battery and is Eco-friendly and appropriately recyclable so they can be "green."
The Fisher-Price Corporation is a subsidiary of Mattel Toys Inc. Five percent of the proceeds from the sale of these toys will go to the Barack Obama Reelection Committee.
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Holy SHIT! DS is this for real or one of your excellent spoofs?
ReplyDeleteIt's indeed a spoof, Jack.....but not mine.
DeleteCheck out "The Spin Cycle"
Excellent stuff that should be popular with the liberal kiddies and the Corpsemen of the world.
ReplyDeleteI gotta git me one of them.
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