GM unveils the 2013 Baracko

And just like its namesake......

*Location of Production - unknown

*Cost tax payers a fortune

*Limited Edition  - creates few jobs

*It's instruments lie constantly  
 *Obscured vision of the road ahead

 *Designed to make left turns only

*Smokes when no one is looking

*Can change color to fit the situation
*Requires expensive upkeep and frequent downtime

*Will be sold to America on television by shysters

(Available with eco- friendly Nancy Pelosi plastic head hood ornament)

And Coming this Fall: 

The 2013 Biden

'Plugster'

***Required four D cell batteries not included***

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