Sheep: "A selfie? Really. This is so humiliating. At least you have a shirt to cover your face." Mohammad: "Shut up, Goat. At least I bought you dinner before this date." Sheep: "I'm pretty sure that falafel wrapper was just to fatten me up before you eat me." Mo: "I see you are new at this, Goat. After we defile you tonight, you will be haram. You cannot be eaten." Sheep: "A-a-a-a-a-wesome!" Mo: "But you still must die." Sheep: "That sucks. What if I dab on a little eye-shadow. Lipstick. Work it a little? Buy me some time?" Mo: "Keep talking. Say, you sure this is your first time, Goat? You sound ... experienced." Sheep: "Baaaaaaaaah! No hablo arabic. Baaaaa!"
Sheep: "A selfie? Really. This is so humiliating. At least you have a shirt to cover your face."
ReplyDeleteMohammad: "Shut up, Goat. At least I bought you dinner before this date."
Sheep: "I'm pretty sure that falafel wrapper was just to fatten me up before you eat me."
Mo: "I see you are new at this, Goat. After we defile you tonight, you will be haram. You cannot be eaten."
Sheep: "A-a-a-a-a-wesome!"
Mo: "But you still must die."
Sheep: "That sucks. What if I dab on a little eye-shadow. Lipstick. Work it a little? Buy me some time?"
Mo: "Keep talking. Say, you sure this is your first time, Goat? You sound ... experienced."
Sheep: "Baaaaaaaaah! No hablo arabic. Baaaaa!"
Muzzie version of the Tunnel Of Love.
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