We found him bulking up
on Crawfish Tails and Beignets
for his impending trip around the world at the table next to us at the Marriott in New Orleans on Wednesday, and kindly allowed us to take a picture to prove he's real.
When asked if I was on the 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year, he told me not to worry. As someone who's job it is to sneak into peoples homes late at night, he said he always makes a point stop in where naughty girls live.