Wednesday, June 28, 2017

ANTIFA Is Gettin' Their Inner Chuck Norris On Because Y'all Just Way Too Violent

Chicago-area ANTIFA Group Crowdfunded an Anti-Right-Wing Gym to Train Up Them Some Bad Asses

A group of ANTIFA morans in Chicago who call themselves “Haymaker Collective”, who vowed to combat an ‘increasingly violent’ Right-wing Trump America, recently emerged from their parents basements after crowdfunding a startup for a “self-defense” training gym. The Indiegogo fundraiser asked for donations totaling $50,000, but sadly fell short by only $44,000 bucks. Since they didn’t hit anywhere near their goal (mainly because anti-fascist fascist protesting doesn't pay very well) the group of mostly pasty white millennial would-be-ninja gym members are regulated to training on the spacious lawn behind the Chicago’s Museum's Adler Planetarium. 

The gyms purpose is to train ANTIFA members to fight “white supremacy” and to combat “hetero-normative, masculine gym culture,” creating a safe space for those who feel threatened by “Trump’s America” and traditional gyms full of those testosterone laden muscle bound bullies. 

A video produced by Unicorn Riot, which bills itself as “Your Alternative Media” features the project’s creators and members talking about their goals with their modest startup gym. We'll let them explain this whole thing as only a pasty white basement dwelling unemployed millennial can do. 

And Please, put down your drinks before watching this.......

I'll bet these guys couldn't even walk the day after this video was shot. LOL!

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!