Thursday, October 19, 2017

And To Think, I Was Finally Ready To Offer Up Myself To Playboy!

Just My luck. After years of resisting the urge to selflessly volunteer and offer myself up to the photographers of Playboy being the visually stunning example of the curvy Thirty.....Twenty-something placental mammal that I am, the magazine goes all wacko. Even before the old sleazeball Hefner's Pajama's are cold, the magazine goes to a new marketing strategy to appeal to an obviously sexually confused younger generation. Playboy wants all y'all to “Meet your November 2017 Playmate Ines Rau.” In this case don't get a hold of yourself. There's something else.....Ines ain't really a girl. The French model is Playboy’s “First Transgender Playmate.”

Apparently it’s not the models first appearance in the magazine (it’s a little difficult to tell – the accompanying article is long on the “humanity’s halting shift toward acceptance of gender identities beyond the male-female binary” gobbledygook and short on actual English). Supposedly she they were in a special supplement issue in 2014.
"These days Ines is a globe-trotting model with an irrepressible passion for self-love and honesty."
Is “self-love” another non-binary gender identity? If not, it will be any week now. We also learn that Ines is “a hippie, a tomboy and a party girl.”  The more gender inclusive masturbation magazine will hit newsstands soon and by capitalizing on the growing fascination with the kinky allure of transgenderism will probably generate plenty of media buzz with the left. Chicks with dicks are the future, at least according to Playboy.

Irony really is dead. And they can definitely forget calling me to bail them out!

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