Saturday, March 24, 2018

Insufferable Anti-Gun Geeks and Hollywood Celebrities Just Don’t Care Much For Your Constitutional Rights

In case you haven't heard, today is National F*ck The Constitution Day as being celebrated by thousands of uninformed teenagers and ignorant leftist across the country. The March for Our Lives rallies nationwide are protesting the NRA and our 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms in reaction to a criminal breaking the law. But for some reason nobody is saying, “Hey a bad guy did a bad thing, let’s punish the good people” like celebrities.

No, they are out in full force supporting the suppression of our most important civil right. George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, and whole host of wealthy leftist entertainers have jumped the publicity bandwagon and have donated unknown amounts of money to the anti-gun movement, mainly because it gets their name in the news and makes them sound caring. They have even been joined by none other than the usually stridently apolitical Taylor Swift. 

As for Cloony, he doesn’t hate America anymore. He did, but those brave anti-gun Parkland high school students have made him finally proud of his country. The facts that this country allows a goony-looking dude with a big chin to become a sex symbol or a guy who can’t act to become a millionaire in the film biz were nothing to celebrate, but now that some insufferable ignorant teenagers want to get rid of a Constitutional right, he is finally proud to call himself an American.

Clooney and his wife Amal (spellcheck keeps trying to make this “anal”) have already given $500,000 to the anti-gun protest. This is actually quite a feat for these anti-gun students, to get Clooney to shelve his Trump Derangement Syndrome long enough to briefly not hate America. Under normal circumstances Clooney wouldn’t be proud of America until another democrat becomes President, which the way liberals are alienating most people these days, could be decades. This is how liberals are. They don’t love America all the time, which means they don’t love this country at all. 

If the only reason why you are proud of the US is because your political party occupies the White House, your pride is a lie. That’s not patriotism; it’s fanboyism. The fact that Clooney is only proud of America because teenagers are protesting the 2nd Amendment right of gun ownership also makes him a giant shithead.

I would be interested to know who is controlling all this money being donated to the movement. One thing is for sure here, those who march in the streets do not represent the majority of Americans. And America is not ruled by AstroTurf movements and mob rule. Now get off my lawn!

(Drunken Yoda)
H/T Crazy Cousin Olivia

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