Ana Navarro, the former Republican strategist, current Anti-Trump CNN contributor and part-time banshee on the toxic hatefest sideshow 'The View', who's acrimony and bitterness are legendary has joined the Biden 2020 Basement campaign.
Navarro's family fled the Sandinista communist revolution and settled in Miami. But the TDS is so strong here that the woman who claims she became a Republican at the age of 8 because it was a party that was fighting communism has now gone to work for a candidate, who if elected, would essentially be influenced and handled by
Her bitterness and unprofessionalism will surely be on full display the next 90 days in spades (are we still allowed to say that?). And anyone who is familiar with this fat and obnoxious little ray of sunshine has no real doubts why she was 48 years old before she finally found someone willing to marry her.
In other news, we find that last week end, the failed former presidential candidate and US State Dept. Iranian buttboy, none other than the Duke of Heinz / Earl of Ketchup himself, John F. Kerry, finally accomplishes something of importance.
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The disgraced, accident prone kisser of Mullha ass, valiantly captained a 45 foot yacht to a first-place finish in the Edgartown Yacht Club’s Round the Island race last Weekend. Kerry completed the 54.7 nautical-mile race around Martha's Vineyard in 8 hours, 52 minutes, and 7 seconds, more than 6 minutes faster than the wussy loser second-place finisher.
Kerry reported encountering some difficulties near Mutton Shoal off of Wasque, but drawing on his extensive wartime experience as a heroic swift boat commander dodging the enemy, rallied his crew "who caught a little bit of air and played it further to the east and we stayed out of trouble." What a Guy!
It is possible that Kerry's former boss, Barky Obama, was on hand to celebrate the most impressive achievement of Kerry's career outside of marrying a billionaire with the personality of a fish. Barky and Big Mike purchased a 30-acre estate on Edgartown Great Pond last year for nearly $15 million after signing a lucrative Netflix contract to produce documentaries about income inequality.