I see that other right leaning bloggers of little renown received the same message above by text or email recently as I did. That seems odd. "Correct now" sounds like something one of those sneaky Chinese hacker bastards might say.
So I did a little research and found it's rumored this 'Platinum Status' gets you into the secret MAGA Lounges at airports where you can smoke, use the shooting range, and freely spout the r-word. That also explains those mysterious unmarked lefthanded green doors.
I've always been a small-letter 'maga' really, so I suppose since I'm now an expired primo as I missed my 5 minute deadline cause I had to pee, y'all just gonna have to live with the "cruel neutrality" version of your Beloved Blog Editrix rather than the premium "Platinum MAGA Status" version. 🤣
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