Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Oh Yeah, Here's Ya a Really Great Idea From Hillary

Ma to Call for at Least 20 days of Early Voting Nationwide


I'm shocked I tell ya.  Ma Clinton is calling for another opportunity to expand democrat election fraud in national elections. But with the success in 2012, this announcement shouldn't really be a surprise to anyone......

"Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton plans to call for an early voting period of at least 20 days in every state.
Clinton will call for that standard in remarks Thursday in Texas about voting rights, her campaign said. She will also criticize what her campaign calls deliberate restrictions on voting in several states, including Texas.
The former secretary of state's address at historically-black Texas Southern University in Houston comes as Democrats pursue legal challenges to voting rule changes approved by Republican legislatures in several states. Clinton and her allies claim the changes are aimed at narrowing the electorate in ways that benefit Republicans.
“This is, I think, a moment when we should be expanding the franchise,” Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta said in an interview. “What we see in state after state is this effort by conservatives to restrict the right to vote.”
The legal effort began late last month with lawsuits in Wisconsin and Ohio, both presidential battleground states." - READ MORE 
National Elections should have one standard in all states. Democrats have succeeded, through state controlled legislatures, in every underhanded way to gain an advantage through loosening requirements, questionable voter registration schemes, multiple voting and fighting anything that is proposed to remedy the scourge of voter fraud.  It is their lifeline in a country with over 20 million residents who are not citizens and not by law eligible to vote legally.  

In the case of fair elections, we could learn a thing or two from some of our European cousins.....in some countries voter registration is required to be IN PERSON, and Absentee ballots are allowed only for UNAVOIDABLE TRAVEL REASONS and HEALTH REASONS (such as confined to bed for medical reasons or hospital stays) and voting requires proper identification. 

Two day in person voting, Saturday and Sunday, would remedy many problems with US national elections and help cancel out fraudulent  influences like deceased voters who sometime swing important voter districts.  Just Sayin'.


Shots Fired, and the Rounds Are Bullets of Truth

ISIS Claims Bird Genitals Offensive to Allah

 The sight of uncovered pigeons flying
overhead is offensive to God  

Which just proves how twisted and fraudulent is a religion who's creator of all living things could take offense at it's own creation.... 

Daily Mail
Senior clerics fighting for the Islamic State in Syria and Iraq have issued a diktat banning pigeon breeding as they claim the sight of the birds' genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam. Jihadis operating in the group's 'Euphrates province', which stretches from Anbar in Iraq to Dier ez Zour in Syria, told pigeon breeders they had one week to stop the practice or face public flogging.
ISIS calls on its network of spies and terrified informers to ensure that those who ignore the ban suffer harsh punishments - demanding locals report anybody who continues to reveal their pigeons' genitals to the local religious police, known as the Hisbah.
It is likely that those who flout the ban as a one-off will be publicly flogged and fined a substantial sum. Repeat offenders face being jailed in one of ISIS' notorious prison cells.
The announcement isn't the first time ISIS has targeted the apparently blasphemous practice of pigeon breeding - a popular pastime in the Middle East. Earlier this year it was claimed that 15 boys had been arrested and at least three of them executed by ISIS militants in Iraq's eastern Diyala governate after fighters took exception to their pigeon breeding hobby on the grounds that it stopped them spending their time worshiping Allah.

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But apparently there are other allah approved genitals for everyday viewing .....


Who Knew Chelsea Clinton Was Such a Prolific Writer

2 New Releases From Future New York Times Best Selling
Children's Author, Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky

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Just in time for Father's Day, 
heart warming stories of Daddies and the fun and affection they can only share with their favorite girls.

Beautifully illustrated by the famed artist Gil Elvgren


Also new in publication, sure to be a Children's Tech-Horror Classic, ideal reading for those scary pajama party storytimes, or for election nights. 

Both titles are available for immediate shipment from Gruntington Post Publishing House, Gift Shop and Cigar Emporium.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

MoveOn.org Abandons Senator Lizzy.

Now that everyone's favorite avowed socialist Bernie Sanders is in the race for the democrat nomination for Prezzy, there seems to be no need for two Communist populist progressives with bad hairdos to share the stage of presidential campaign  history. 

Attendance at "Run Warren Run" events has dwindled from the teens to the single digits as the last vestiges of hippiedom turn their Rascal scooters towards the bright light of Bernie.

Warren's committed cadre of lily-white liberal Democrats who consider themselves experts on knowing how poor people should run their lives have found a new king to serve, and one that is already doing the dirty work of moving Hillary Clinton back to her leftward roots with talk of hunger-inducing deodorant and expensive trainers.
"Six months after launching “Run Warren Run,” a quixotic campaign to draft Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren into the 2016 presidential race, the two progressive organizations behind it will call it quits and focus more broadly on a populist agenda in the 2016 presidential race, according to a spokesman.
Democracy for America and MoveOn.org together spent $1.25 million dollars launching the campaign last December and collect a petition with 365,000 signatures asking the senator to run....." Read More
This was, unfortunately, inevitable. Those 365,000 signatories are likely the only people in America who considered Elizabeth Warren a viable candidate. And while there were plenty of attendees willing to share crudite over Marx & Engels, there was never any guarantee that any of them would live to see 2016. 



The last, best hope of Elizabeth Warren's promoters was that the Social Security Administration would miss the sudden demise from old age of many of her most ardent supporters and send their progressive children their absentee ballots anyway.

Even TIME admits that the movement was lead mostly by "blind optimism" , but it was still a movement. A slow-moving one .......perhaps a water aerobics type movement, maybe. Definitely one powered by electric wheelchairs and Ensure.

Well, Someone Had to Do IT.....

Monday, June 1, 2015

Hillary Clinton Responses to Carly Fiorina's Criticisms

 "So you think you're as accomplished as I am, Mrs. Fiorina?"

Hillary bites off heads of live diseased Halibuts while cackling, 
'So Top This Carly !'