It's getting harder and harder to remember an America when people
like this were few...and when you weren't President.
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| Monte Done This |
"We lived in a really small apartment. And my brother and I shared a bedroom that was divided in half by a wooden partition, giving us each our own little, tiny rooms that fit just a twin bed and a small desk…"
"Because our apartment was so small, there wasn’t much privacy. I can remember how hard it was to concentrate on my homework because someone was always talking or watching TV right next to you......."
"So we constantly felt the struggle to balance our family responsibilities and the schoolwork, the activities, and the goals that we had for ourselves...."
"But despite my efforts, there were still people in my life who told me that I was setting my sights too high; that a girl like me couldn’t get into an elite university.
(Editor’s note: Princeton’s student body was 37 percent female when Ms. Obama matriculated.)
"And the fact that I was a girl and that I was black — well, that certainly didn’t help things, either. When I was growing up, there were very few black women at high levels in business, or politics, or science, on TV, so I didn’t have many professional role models to look up to."Surely no one has suffered quite like Michelle Obama has suffered. But what she failed to mention is the rather different world she inhabits compared to the girls at the Mulberry School.
Aesthetic appeal aside, a big derrière might be beneficial to women by helping out their children. A 2010 study from the University of Oxford, popular once more, connects the big booty to healthy children, crediting the Omega 3 “good” fatty acids present in the mother’s body for the extra boost.
And fat deposits like those in the hips, butt and thighs store heightened levels of Omega 3s, the same fatty acids that help babies’ brains develop properly.
Evidence shows the fats in a mother’s breast milk comes from the lower half of the body, which means that all those Omega 3s become a part of baby’s balanced breakfast. But this idea isn’t new: Research dating back to 2007 showed that gluteofemoral fat is key in producing smart offspring.
In fact, University of Pittsburgh study author William Lassek even hypothesized men could be attracted to women with large bottoms as an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children.
Lassek’s gone so far as to publish a book on the subject, titled “Why Women Need Fat.”
The bottom line? Stay active and healthy, because carrying “good” fat below the waist is most likely the result of genetics.Now I know a little bit about the female derrière. I've got one, and it follows me everywhere. And as I said before, I ain't no brainy scientifical type gal, ya know. Butt one look at Momma Kardashian and her clan, or a quick trip through the local hood to gaze upon it's abundance of heightened levels of Omega 3 big booty population and the brain develop going on there tells me this here some bad Science. Uh Huh.
FUCKING SERVER IN CANADA JUST SHUT THEIR DOORS AND TURNED OFF THE LGHTS.
No heads up, no warning.
I have to scramble something together and get it on a new server."___________
We should be back tomorrow, hopefully.
I'm already rebuilding on a new server.
It's just that we don't have access to the backups.
This is CRIMINAL.
I'm sure this company can be sued.
If you can find them.
They are a ghost. Adios.
Gone.When the site is back up running properly, we'll hear the details. You can believe that!
This is an actual headline, not a spoof: "Trump Says He'd 'Win Easily' If He Ran With Oprah"
— Michael Barbaro (@mikiebarb) June 16, 2015