Compiled from MFNS Staff reports
SEOUL, March 31st (MFNS)- North Korea released a photograph of leader Kim Jung Un inspecting what appears to be holes in the Dirty Waters. Based on this photo, our own field reports and interviews with survivors and eyewitnesses, we have created the map indicating points where the Waters on both sides were shot to death......
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The American Progressive Left of today have become the new Puritans. They are self-righteous, aspire toward a Utopian Perfectionism, and have a set of beliefs about right and wrong that are subject to constant revision by their elders. Because of this they dwell in a state of perpetual anxiety. And in their anxiety, they become a threat to the well being of everyone else.
(Daily Currant) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.
“Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."
A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.
Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.
“The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."
The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.
According to sources Kim’s bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.
We all know the name Ezra Klein, darling of the left, WAPO columnist and MSNBC contributer, and if you been paying attention you know the name Matthew Yglesias, dubbed by many the Internet's version of Pee Wee Herman with a keyboard. Seems they and a few others have joined forces to"Explain the News" to, I suppose, the low info Obama voters of the world. I can't imagine another group who would have to have a news story "Explained" to them like a autistic child. But then again, we are talking about people who have limited brain capacity when it comes to facts.
From the Vox Website:
"Vox is a general interest news site for the 21st century. Its mission is simple: Explain the news......"
"The media is excellent at reporting the news and pretty good at adding commentary atop the news. What’s lacking is an organization genuinely dedicated to explaining the news. That is to say, our end goal isn’t telling you what just happened, or how we feel about what just happened, it’s making sure you understand what just happened......"
Explain means to comprehend. This is not a trait of the low information voter. I suspect what we have here is just going to be an Orwellian leftwing truth squad, dedicated to one side of an issue in the guise of the factual sincerity and integrity for people to unintelligent to think for themselves.
The World Wide Fund for Nature is encouraging people around the world to honor, or celebrate, or mourn, or whatever, during “Earth Hour,” Saturday night between 8:30 and 9:30.
The idea is to persuade everybody to renounce technology with the flick of a switch, raising “awareness” of the need for big government to rescue the globe, indeed even the universe, from the scourge of global warming.
Awesome idea! We can all unplug for an hour for Mother Earth, right?
Oh, don’t forget to keep up with all the Moronpalooza 2014 action as hipsters apparently can’t renounce technology without live stream video.
Makes me wonder what the carbon footprint of a hypocrisy meter is.
Defy The Narrative
"What I find most wretched about all this is that the more tolerant society becomes, the more desperate the race and gender hustlers become. In their determination to keep their pet victims from escaping the reservation, they spread resentment and division, and deny people an opportunity to be treated as equals. As for those of us who decry the creation of designated victim groups, our stock has steadily fallen over the years. As Thomas Sowell put it: “If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today.” - Russell Taylor
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