Showing posts with label Crazyass Norks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazyass Norks. Show all posts

Friday, March 9, 2018

Squinty & Meat Puppet Upset There's No Porn Stars on The Front Page of Their Morning Paper!

Joe & Mika's Circle Jerk of Smug, Out of Touch, Inside the Beltway Media Elites

Just when you think Squinty Scarborough can't say anything 
more stupid he says "where's the camera" 

How dare Donald Trump distract from a perfectly good scandal with something as frivolous as foreign policy!! Viewers of MSNBC will be relieved to know there is still at least one show determined to talk about the real issues. Joe and Mika can see straight through the charade of a Donald Trump meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un for what it truly is: an attempt to bury the Stormy Daniels scandal!!
"He makes a decision on North Korea because of Stormy Daniels, and people can deny that all they want, but if you're doing that, you're in the tank for Donald Trump, because it is painfully obvious that's exactly what's going on."
This bowl of stupidity is almost out-weighed by MSNBC's gender confused Ricky Maddow's near meltdown over possible talks with the Korean Fat Kid. That creepy little freak (I’m referring to Kim Jong-un, not Maddow– I see where there could be some confusion there) only responds to a show of power and intimidation. That’s what Trump’s been doing. DJT isn’t going over there to talk to an equal. It will be a sheltered kid who was handed the leadership of his country as a birthright versus someone from the cutthroat world of negotiations in New York real estate. He’s going over there to talk to a deranged lunatic. And does the left really believe Trump would walk into talks with the Kim without having done any homework?? No, but he managed to give the media another running shit fit!

[NewsBusters]                               Thank You RightNation.US for the Linkage!

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Yoh Attention Preece!

BULLETIN 2/10 - For those of you who don't do Twitter, maybe just don't have time to stay caught up on the latest from the Winter Olympic games, or like many of us who just don't want to listen to NBC coverage and the annoying voice of bubble head Katie Couric drone on in painful detail about some heroic human interest stories like a part Mandarin, part Nigerian athlete with 25 brothers and sisters, who overcame a debilitating childhood disease like infantile toe fungus to become the greatest 400 meter Ice Hurdler of all time and a hero to people of color the world over! Or maybe you just don't want to see space alien looking Tara Lipinski and her freakish flaming gay side-kick who acts like he dropped acid and raided Cindy Crawford's makeup kit and dresses like he broke into the Liberace Museum as they do their snarky commentary on ice dancing.  If you are one of those people, we are here for You!! 

In the spirit of sportsmanship, togetherness, world peace  and all that other stuff we hear so much about at this time, we at DMF will bring together all the best Olympic news in one place including periodic updates from the Korean games via one of the Far East most notable News sources and leading sports authorities on the Korean Peninsula (a favorite of Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un) The DPRK News Service ,direct from Pyongyang North Korea.  

There are  rumors that our own Middle finger News Service correspondent, Earl of Taint may even be on his way to the Korean peninsula at this very moment. We will endeavor to keep you up to date with the best Olympic news we can find because we're just like that.......

UPDATE 2/11:

Olympic Officials are looking into concerns the North Korean Bobsled team's equipment might not meet Olympic rule requirements.

Update from PyeongChang Olympic Winter Games Opening Ceremonies:

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Kim Jong Un Wins Inaugural DPRK Grand Prix Road Race

MFNS PYONGYANG - The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea today announces that Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has bested the world in Pyongyang in the first DPRK Grand Prix Road Race for three wheeled racing machines.  Dear Leader Kim drove to a glorious victory in front of hundreds of thousands of adoring spectators as they cheered. The race was held at the new Dennis Rodman Memorial Racing Complex, formerly the site of Kim's Father, Kim Jong Il's favorite Korean stick farm.

Kim challenged road racing's best drivers in the world to come and compete against him in North Korea's new three wheeled 'Fookwad' M3 Formula 6 class racing machines and prove once again to the world the superiority of North Korean technology. And to prove his superior abilities to handle the tricky high powered three wheeled machines, Dear Leader Kim humbly offered to the rest of the drivers that he start the race from the back row.

Dear Leader more than proved his driving abilities by taking the lead soon after the first turn and lapping the entire field numerous times while leading all 1500 laps of the race. 

Race Video via ESPN Pyongyang    

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Leftists Regurgitate North Korean Propaganda

FPM - As Matthew Vadum notes, the violent anti-Trump groups Refuse Fascism and the Workers World Party are siding with North Korea and spouting pro-North Korean propaganda talking points, and in at least one case, copying and pasting official North Korean statements into communiques. As it happens, North Korean propaganda is also showing up in the establishment media.

Consider “Reunification, not war, in Korea,” a “special” piece for the Sacramento Bee on September 5, when Kim Jong-un was fondling his new hydrogen bomb. Author Geoffrey Fattig, a “former speechwriter for the U.S. State Department,” is not disturbed by “Kim Jong-un’s blatant disregard of the will of the international community,” and describes it only as “distasteful.” 

So threatening the United States and its allies is a matter of taste, as Molotov once said about fascism. Fattig’s problem is Donald Trump. “Unfortunately,” he explains, “sanity doesn’t seem to be a hindrance facing our new president.”
"The problem is that the country he leads has shown itself to have a capacity for violence that is matched only by its ignorance of foreign affairs. North Korea is not a threat to the United States; the only reason we fought the country in the first place was because the Truman administration split the peninsula immediately after World War II, then committed U.S. troops when Kim Il-sung sought to reunify the country in 1950.”
Those fearful, violent, warmongering people in Anchorage, Boise, and Baton Rouge, can be forgiven for regarding Fattig’s “special” piece as goose-stepping North Korean propaganda. The former U.S. State Department speechwriter has had a lot of practice on that theme. Fattig’s work has often appeared on the website of the Institute for Policy Studies, an interlocking directorate of the left.

The American left has always supported North Korea’s Stalinist regime and still contends that the United States and its allies are the villains in any conflict. When Kim Jong-un starts firing nuclear missiles westward, his apologist Geoffrey Fattig warns that the regime and its nuclear stockpile are here to stay. So those ignorant, violent, fear-ridden Americans in Guam, Long Beach, Kansas City and Albany must repent for their country’s “original sin” of dividing Korea. - Read More at the Link

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Monday, June 12, 2017

Amateur Diplomat Dennis Rodman to Visit North Korea And Spend Some Quality Time With Flathead

Amid heighten tension over threatening missile launches and the detention of 4 american citizens, the androgynous cross dressing freak of nature and Basketball legend Dennis Rodman is said to be on his way to North Korea to visit his long time pal, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un.
Business Insider- North Korean officials confirmed that Rodman was expected to arrive in Pyongyang, North Korea's capital, on Tuesday. A senior US official also confirmed Rodman's trip and said he was not there in an official capacity.  Rodman declined to answer questions when he was spotted by CNN journalists at Beijing International Airport. Rodman has visited North Korea at least four times — his last trip being in 2014 where he and former NBA All-Stars played an exhibition game as a "birthday present" for Kim Jong Un.  Rodman has in the past defended his trips as "basketball diplomacy" and called them a "great idea for the world."  However, Rodman has been accused of ignoring North Korea's human rights atrocities, including the case of American citizen Kenneth Bae, who was held prisoner and sentenced to forced labor by the regime for allegedly planning to overthrow the North Korean government.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Entire Senate Summoned to Briefing at White House

According to Politico, all 100 members of the Senate chamber have been summoned to meet at the WH for a private briefing with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Defense James Mattis, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Joe Dunford and Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats on the situation involving North Korea. Whether or not for security reasons, no congressional staffers will be allowed in the members' briefing.

The Administration has expressed mounting concern over North Korea’s nuclear and missile tests, and its threat to the United States and Asian allies.  Fox News reports U.S. commercial satellite images indicated increased activity around North Korea’s nuclear test site, while Kim Jong un has said that the country’s preparation for an ICBM launch is in its “final stage.” The USS Carl Vinson carrier strike group has been ordered to sail to waters off the Korean peninsula in response to mounting concern over the North's nuclear activity. In it's usual bluster, North Korea said on Sunday it was ready to sink a U.S. aircraft carrier to demonstrate its military might.

I think this meeting may be a clear signal to Little Kim he's pushed his luck, and about to find out he's not dealing with appeasing push-overs like Bill Clinton or Barky Obama. 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

DPRK Disputes "Fake News" Reports of Failure of Dung Noodle ICBM Test.

MFNS Nork Bureau - Pyongyang: The official North Korean News Agency today issued a statement from the DPRK Ministry of Truth on the false and widely reported failure of the Nork's latest missile test by the American Fake News Media. The test was reportedly conducted early Wednesday over the Sea of Japan. 

In part the statement read:
"The valiant scientist of the the Missile Defense Forces of the Glorious Empire of the Peoples Republic of Korea today conducted a successfully test of the latest and most advanced version of the stealth 'Dung Noodle P33' Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. 
The test missile was launch from a super-secret base near the city of (deleted) in the eastern territory. After a successful launch and a few seconds of glorious flight the missile's highly advanced self-destruct circuits were initiated and successfully tested. 
After four successful crash tests of the secret Musudan Missile to test structural integrity,  the DPRK Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un and the highly smart scientist of the Glorious Empire of Korea again reiterate their unwavering commitment to build the Safest Weapons of Mass Destruction the world has ever know.  
This most recent test also sends a clear message to the Cheeto faced Capitalist Imperial Warmongering Leader of the West of the overwhelming superiority of the DPRK's scientific and military prowess......."  

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

North Korea Successfully Test Crashes Ballistic Missile


Pyongyang - The North Korean Peoples Ministry of Truth told MFNS today the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea's military announced the fourth in a series of successful Test Crashes of a intermediate-range Musudan ballistic missile.   

The missile was test-fired from the eastern city of Wonsan at 5:20AM Tuesday. The missile flew gloriously for the required four seconds and was then test crashed. 

According to the Ministry of Truth, "this was the latest in a string of missile crash tests to insure the structural integrity of the the world's most advanced defensive weapon system." It was also a "clear message to the aggressive ambitions and belligerent threatening rhetoric of the Big Eared Imperialist Warmongering Leader of the West of the rapid advancement and superiority of North Korea Peoples Military technology." 

Sunday, March 20, 2016

North Korea Claims Lead In Energy Conservation

MFNS - Pyongyang - A spokesman for the government of North Korea has responded to the release of NASA photos taken from the International Space Station showing a nearly dark North Korea by claiming the lead in global energy conservation.
“Once again, the United States and Europe are far behind The Democratic People's Republic of Korea. First, we vanquished the imperialist running dog militaristic war mongering ambitions of the United States and it oppressive allies with our threat of superior military technology, and now we have set the global standard in energy conservation. Our Dear Leader’s efforts to save the planet from destruction are at the forefront as usual. We are number one!
Your own spy satellite pictures show the proof of how so many North Korean citizens have voluntarily chosen to turn off their many cutting edge electrical appliances such as 4D television watching machines. All North Koreans live a life of splendor but voluntarily conserve, unlike the rest of the wasteful west and worst Korea. Praise to our Dear Leader Kim Jong Un!”
North Korean per capita power consumption is indeed about 7% that of South Korea, and that figure is reduced to 0.84% when Kim Jung-un’s microwave is excluded.

NASA spy satellite International Space Station Photo of North Korea At Night 

Sunday, March 13, 2016

U.S. Doubts North Korean Nuclear Delivery Capabilities

Nork Weapons Scientists Explain New A-Bomb Technology to Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Norks Claim to Have Miniaturized Weapons Arsenal

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un said the country has miniaturized nuclear warheads to be mounted on ballistic missiles and ordered improvements in the power and precision of its arsenal, its state media reported on Wednesday.
Kim has called for his military to be prepared to mount pre-emptive attacks against the United States and South Korea and stand ready to use nuclear weapons, stepping up belligerent rhetoric after coming under new U.N. and bilateral sanctions. Kim's comments released on Wednesday were his first direct mention of the claim, previously made repeatedly in state media, to have successfully miniaturized a nuclear warhead to be mounted on a ballistic missile, which is widely questioned.
North Korea conducted its fourth nuclear test on Jan. 6 claiming to have set off a miniaturized hydrogen bomb, which was disputed by many experts and the governments of South Korea and the United States. The blast detected from the test was simply too small to back up the claim, experts said at the time.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Kim Jong Un To Be First World Leader Into Space

(MFNS - Pyongyang) -  Not to be out done by their Chinese neighbors, the Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea announced Friday they have successfully completed it's first historic test of it's new space launch vehicle (see Video Below) that will propel the DPRK Supreme Leader Kim Jong -Un into orbit and space history. 

Much was made of the strange disappearance from public view by Leader Kim last year. In fact Kim was undergoing difficult and intense training at the DPRK Space Science and Appliance Repair Institute of Pyongyang. During the rigorous training, Kim was fitted with radio receivers planted directly into his brain and given a more aerodynamic hair style.  

Test will continue under the deep cover of secrecy, and no firm launch date is set.  

U.S. Intelligence had no comment on the news other then saying their satellite eves dropping had pick up a lot of giggling coming from the area of North East China. 

Video Stolen Courtesy of  The Woodsterman Cultural Observer

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Happy Birthday Kim Jong Un

The North Korean Bureau of Middle Finger News Service

(MFNS - Pyongyang) - Today, February 8th in the year of their Supreme Leader 2015, the People of North Korea came together to celebrate the birthday of DPRK Leader Kim Jong-un. While the actual date of his birth is disputed, (some say January) Kim himself sets the date every year, and this year he chose today. 

The Supreme Leader rose early Sunday for his short daily walk to the Pyongyang  Thought Criminal Re-education Academy and back, and then a hearty breakfast before tweeting a birthday announcement to the world......

Because of the guidance and fatherly leadership of Kim, the prosperous North Korean people were able to give lovingly to a secret restoration project on portions of the People's Palace, as a birthday present to Kim.  Dear Leader was not expecting what was in store for him on this years birthday.....

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Kim Jong-un Tweets Boast of Cyber Attack

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Kim Jong Un Says United Nations Criticism a Homo Plot

North Korea says criticism of its human rights record is a gay conspiracy, and that the lead author of a UN report is a "disgusting old gay lecher"

Kim Jong # Un
North Korea has responded to a recent report on its human rights record by describing it is a gay plot, adding that gays do not exist in the secretive communist country.

Rights activists say that in a perverse sense there could be said to be a certain truth to the last part of that statement, at least in so far as anyone accused of being gay is always found guilty -- the secret police does not arrest innocent people, North Korea says -- and then shot.

 Last week, North Korea issued a 53,000 word "rebuttal" to a 2014 UN report accusing the regime of "unspeakable" atrocities.

Overall, North Korea is estimated by the Black Book of Communism of having killed 2 million people since its inception.

There have been no demonstrations in Western capitals by gay rights groups over the remarks. Nor have there been any significant rallies or demonstrations against North Korea's rights record generally.

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