BULLETIN 2/10 - For those of you who don't do Twitter, maybe just don't have time to stay caught up on the latest from the Winter Olympic games, or like many of us who just don't want to listen to NBC coverage and the annoying voice of bubble head Katie Couric drone on in painful detail about some heroic human interest stories like a part Mandarin, part Nigerian athlete with 25 brothers and sisters, who overcame a debilitating childhood disease like infantile toe fungus to become the greatest 400 meter Ice Hurdler of all time and a hero to people of color the world over! Or maybe you just don't want to see space alien looking Tara Lipinski and her freakish flaming gay side-kick who acts like he dropped acid and raided Cindy Crawford's makeup kit and dresses like he broke into the Liberace Museum as they do their snarky commentary on ice dancing. If you are one of those people, we are here for You!!
In the spirit of sportsmanship, togetherness, world peace and all that other stuff we hear so much about at this time, we at DMF will bring together all the best Olympic news in one place including periodic updates from the Korean games via one of the Far East most notable News sources and leading sports authorities on the Korean Peninsula (a favorite of Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un) The DPRK News Service ,direct from Pyongyang North Korea.
There are rumors that our own Middle finger News Service correspondent, Earl of Taint may even be on his way to the Korean peninsula at this very moment. We will endeavor to keep you up to date with the best Olympic news we can find because we're just like that.......
Olympic Officials are looking into concerns the North Korean Bobsled team's equipment might not meet Olympic rule requirements.
Update from PyeongChang Olympic Winter Games Opening Ceremonies:
Winter olympic opening ceremony proceeds smoothly, without fires, freak electrical discharges, or animal stampedes. thanks to wise statesmanship of President Kim Yong Nam. pic.twitter.com/u8s4IQjmUT— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 9, 2018
"Ice Dancing" is public display of erotic fetishes involving skates, and not true sport, leading authorities say. pic.twitter.com/qpP6NEncdC— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 9, 2018
Foreigners warned: Use of internet image search for salacious "Kim Yo Jong" photographs brings heavy penalty, and moral disgrace. pic.twitter.com/cMZDuq6M5s— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 10, 2018
Thank You MJA for the Linkage!
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