Could Biden Prove to be a Problem Inauguration Day

"I am deeply touched by the sudden progressive concern for the security of the United States."

DiploMad 2.0

"Most of the same people now screaming "RUSSIA!" and accusing President-elect Trump of being the Siberian Candidate, historically have opposed a strong US military, opposed efforts to fight Soviet Communism, laughed at "a Red under every bed" as paranoia, derided the CIA as murderers and coup-plotters, wanted immediate US nuclear disarmament, made fun of Romney's concerns about Russia, defended Hillary's use of an insecure server, etc. Lots more, you can fill it in. They also have opposed strong US border defense, and an immigration policy to protect us from foreign jihadis, rapists, murderers, and urban criminal gangs. 

Obama, the ultimate political expression of the progressive world view, gutted the US military, instructed our intel and enforcement agencies to focus on "climate change," ordered them to downplay the illegal alien and jihadi threats, tried to politicize them and shape them into extensions of the DNC (see DOJ, IRS and EPA, for example). He, in sum, turned them into purveyors of the usual progressive nonsense that has gotten us into our current socio-political-economic fix, and, by the way, led to the election of Donald Trump......"

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This year there was no argument, debate, drinking binges or throwing of chairs to decide this years winner. The choice was easy. The winner has been a favorite of ours since finding his blog through a link on a site of which he contributed. His graphics are always clean, well done and first class. His snark and satire are always timely and spot on. If you are not a regular visitor to his site, you should be!

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Local Lefty Business Man Extends Welcome To Refugees

Blinkie Carsdale - Owner Operator of Mystical Coffee Bar and Bong Emporium 

My Independent Coffee Shop Welcomes All Refugees That Can Afford a Six Dollar Latte

Op-ed by Blinkie Carsdale

The Mystical Coffee Bar is all about coffee and inclusion. That is why our new policy is that all refugees are always welcome in our café so long as they can afford a six dollar small latte (cash only).

Owning a small independent coffee shop is about more than just making money. It's about being a part of a community. A community that we would love to welcome you into, just as soon as you decide what drink you would like. I take my role as a community leader very seriously. I'm not just some uncaring businessman ripping people off. I am fueling the members of my neighborhood as they start their day so they can go out and make a difference in the world.

This would probably be a good time to mention each refugee needs to buy his or her own drink if they wish to stay in the café.

Now I know that our latté’s aren't cheap, especially on a refugee salary, but that's because we pay our workers a fair wage and only use cruelty-free beans in our coffee. We charge more because we are fighting back against a capitalistic system that marginalizes common people to enrich the powerful. Moments like these are why I started my own business. I truly look forward to you coming to the register with your six dollars (cash only) so I can show you how much The Mystical Coffee Bar supports the downtrodden of our society.  

But I do have to ask that you not beg our customers for money. It makes them feel uncomfortable.

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Barky Surprises His Best Bud With The Highest Honor

The outgoing President has honored his bestest friend Joe Biden with the highest honor in the land. And we here at DMF whole heartedly agree, if not for the same reasons as Barky.

Through Obama's eight long years of lies, deceit and narcissism, Joe Biden has supplied America with the best in comic relief. He was a boon of material for bloggers and graphic artist as no other outside the White House.  You earned it Joe, for just being yourself and giving us so many opportunities. And I'm sure if there was a Blogger Community Award for best comedic inspiration, you'd win the day!

We gonna miss ya Handsome Joe!

Here's just an small sample of what you gave us here at DMF......

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A Goodbye Note from Kim Jong Un

Dear President Orack,
 
Soooo, people kick yu out of Big House, huh? Ha Ha!
I still Supreme Leader of Magnificent Korean Empire! 
Would invite yu to come to Peoples Paradise and live in splendor, but yu monkey butt ugly wife would scare chilren. Ha Ha!

Rotts of Ruck Big Ears!

Kim Jong #Un!   

Dear Korean Fat Kid,

I thank you for the offer to live in the Peoples Paradise of Korea, but you see, I've made out like a Korean Mountain Bandit the last eight years and I'm a very rich MoFo now.
 
And if I may be so bold to make a suggestion. I hear the new American President, Mr. Trump, reallllly doesn't like effeminate little Korean Fat Boys with funny hair cuts.  Maybe you should drop him a line next week.

And Good Luck ever getting those bricks you call missiles to fly, Fatso,

Orack Obama

Thank You MJA and IowaDawg for the Linkage! 

4Chan’ Pees On The Internet Again, Media Says It’s Raining

Buzzfeed, CNN and to some extent our very own government GOT PUNKED! Totally punked as they all jumped on the dossier on Trump (the one with the pee hookers) they believed came from an MI6 agent… when in fact, it came from the internet group 4Chan.

According to 4Chan some documents were created by a 4Chan user and sent to anti-Trumper Rick Wilson knowing he would act on this tip. Posing as friendly foreign intelligence, they emailed documents to #NeverTrump Wilson.  4chan backs up its story that it was a hoax created by one of its users with a link to a post from November 1st. 

Some totally random 4chan user invented fake intelligence with a crazy story about Donald Trump paying for pee hookers and gave it to GOP strategist Rick Wilson, who then gave it to the CIA, who then gave it to the press so they could embarrass Trump with it right before his inauguration.  

You see, the thing a lot of people don't understand about 4chan is that they're not “sources of intelligence.” They're internet trolls, and the purest definition thereof.  They want chaos, and they want reactions.  They're the somewhat grown-up version of the boy sitting behind you putting gum in your hair and getting excited over you getting upset. They want people to think that they can create elaborate and believable hoaxes,  but sometime they've been found out within hours. 

In the past they've convinced the world that Twitter feminists were trying to #EndFathersDay because they just really hate men? Or the time they convinced radical feminists to #PissForEquality and Pee on Thyself  campaign to show support.  The number one rule of 4chan is to never, ever take 4chan seriously. 

Many of them, in fact, see the entire election of Donald Trump as a successful troll on our country. By and large, they are mostly bored idiots with so little going on in their lives that their only joy and amusement comes from the jolt of power they get from a successful troll. They do it, as they say, “for the lulz.”