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Feigned Outrage

Some women today woke up this morning from a nice 8 hour nap on a comfy bed in a safe, secured home, ate a hearty fresh breakfast, put on nice clean clothes, got in their fancy cars, and then drove to a “march” to protest the “oppression” of women in the America.

Meanwhile, somewhere a woman is getting beaten by her husband or father for showing a half a inch or so too much of their skin............and they remain silent.

Perhaps if you were protesting REAL violence against women instead of a losing candidate for president, an enabler of a proven womanizer and abuser of women and who wanted to increase significantly the number of immigrant males from countries where rape is legal and women are enslaved, then more of America would take you seriously. 

But hey ladies, enjoy you weekend.....

Post Inaugural: MSNBC Panel Fawns Over Michelle Obama's.....Buttocks

MFNS-Washington DC.- In the final minutes of the MSNBC coverage of Donald Trump being sworn in as 45th President, in order to steer the subject away from Trump, Chris Matthews invited several of the network’s past and present commentators who covered the Obamas over the last 8 years to pay tribute to former First Lady Michelle Obama.

It was classic MSNBC lunacy.....

CHRIS MATTHEWS:  A couple of days ago the remarkable Michelle Obama celebrated her 53th birthday. I thought we would end tonight’s show by taking a few moments to reflect upon a sensational African American first lady. Ed Schultz, my good union friend, your thoughts on our gracious former first lady.

ED SCHULTZ: I know that she’s a beautiful lady, Chris. I can tell you that.

MATTHEWS: So you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for …

SCHULTZ: For eating crackers? Heck no. She can eat all the crackers she wants. Hell, she can eat a greasy double cheeseburger with a side order of cheesy fries and wipe her hands on the sheets.

AL SHARPTON: (smiling) What would a good lookin’ Black African American woman of color be doing in bed with a fat white boy like you, Ed?

SCHULTZ: (laughing) Hey, even fat white boys have fantasies.

SHARPTON: Are you frantasizing about Michelle Obama or the double cheeseburger?

MATTHEWS: What about you, Rachel. You’re a lesbian, would you kick the first lady out of bed?

WH Photobomber Says Goodbye to Barack and Michelle

Thank You MJA for the Linky!

Secret Service Ushers Obamas Safely Out of Washington

Thank You Larwny's Linx for the Linkage

Inaugural Edition New York Times Front Page

Washington DC, Friday 12pm

Abraham Lincoln Speaks To Obama

When I first read the original post by my friend Curmudgeon, it conjured up a vision in my mind of a weary, failed leader looking down, his shoulders slumped, bag of office mementos under his arm, reading a handwritten parchment letter after finding it pinned to the Oval Office door as he prepares to leave for the last time.

Political Clown Parade

"There is a photograph of President Barack Obama with Augustus Saint-Gaudens’ bust of Abraham Lincoln visible in the background. Through the magic of Photoshop™ I reworked the photograph to bring Lincoln into full focus. 

When he placed his hand upon Lincoln’s Bible on January 20, 2009 Barack Obama declared he was committed to celebrating American unity and the use of the historic Bible would provide a powerful connection to our “common past and common heritage.” 

When Lincoln placed his hand upon this very same Bible 148 years earlier a Civil War threatened to destroy the country. On Friday, 156 years later, President-elect Donald Trump will place his hand upon Lincoln’s Bible as he takes the Oath of Office. He will assume the mantle of President of the United States at a time of great unrest at home and abroad. 

Upon learning of Obama’s disgraceful commutation of Army Pfc. Manning, I wondered if the ghost of Lincoln ever spoke to him during his eight failed years as president....."       

KEEP READING 

One Final Poke in the Eye of the Taxpayers: State Dept. sends $500 million to United Nations Climate Fund

AOL- Days before President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, the State Department has announced a $500 million donation to the United Nations’ Green Climate Fund.

The Green Climate Fund helps the world develop clean energy technologies as it adjusts to climate change and works to reverse effects of global warming. The U.S. promised $3 billion to the fund in 2014, but political infighting stopped the money from being appropriated. The administration this week directed funds that were previously approved. Following a previous check for $500 million, the total contribution from the U.S. to the fund sits at $1 billion.

This payment, however, could reverse course under the incoming administration.

Potential secretary of state Rex Tillerson has said climate change isn’t a security threat to the U.S.. Although he did state America should maintain “a seat at the table” when it comes to climate change, Tillerson wouldn’t say whether he’d keep the U.S. in the Paris Climate Agreement, which China recently warned the U.S. against pulling out of at the Davos world economic forum.

In the days leading up to his 2016 election victory, Trump himself stated his plan to “cancel billions in global warming payments to the United Nations.”

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Any moneys given to The United Nation is just enhancement of a Global Socialist slush fund.  And until large developed nation who are the biggest polluters of the world, China and India, get there act together, no American tax money should be given to any United Nations Idea. I still want to know where the 8 Billion dollars that came up missing during Hillary's tenure as Sec. of State went. 

The Opposite of Obama

President George H.W. Bush, aka Bush the Elder, wrote a letter to President-Elect Trump recently. Keeping with typical Bush family rules of dignity, President Bush’s letter was filled with patriotism and integrity.

The letter read: 

“Dear Donald, Barbara and I are so sorry we can’t be there for your Inauguration on January 20th. My doctor says if I sit outside in January, it likely will put me six feet under. Same with Barbara. So I guess we’re stuck in Texas. But we will be with you and the country in spirit. I want you to know that I wish you the very best as you begin this incredible journey of leading our great country. If I can ever be of help, please let me know.”

It’s apparent that Bush the Elder is the opposite of President Obama. Right until the last minute of his presidency, Bush the Elder’s decisions were about protecting the United States. President Obama’s final decisions have disgraced his already disgraceful foreign policy and national security legacy.

George H.W. Bush was honorable, but not a great president in most American's eyes. But he was a great foreign policy president, behind only President Reagan to most of all republicans alive today. By comparison, Obama’s history on national security is second to everyone’s. Bin Laden was killed on his watch. That’s his only national security victory. On the opposite side of the ledger, he traded the Taliban 5 for Bo Bergdahl. He pulled U.S. troops out of Iraq, which led directly to the formation of ISIS. President Obama’s spineless policies towards Syria led to the killing of hundreds of thousands of Syrians and increased migration hoards into Europe. That led directly to the importation of ISIS terrorists into western Europe and the United States.

But I digress.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

Ready The Troops!!

Army of Resistance

After Trump takes oath, college group to host ‘Self-Care Night’
with Legos, juice boxes ‘and more!’

A Georgetown University LGBT student group is hosting a “Self-Care Night” featuring “Legos, juice boxes, and more!” on the Monday following the inauguration of Republican President-elect Donald Trump — recognizing what students have been through “after a long week.”

GUPride — the Washington, D.C., school’s “LGBTQ Student organization” that “provides programming, resources, and support for the Georgetown University LGBTQ and Allied community” — reportedly sent a Welcome Back email, which was obtained by Campus Reform, that further describes the event in a section titled “Post-inauguration self-care.”

Apparently stuffed animals and coloring books are also on the agenda.