Showing posts with label Middle Finger News service.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Middle Finger News service.. Show all posts

Sunday, May 3, 2020

POLL: Joe Biden's Top Five VP Picks

 MFN Political Correspondent Earl Done This
(poll margin of error +/- kinda maybe 50% or so)  

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Capital Hill Police Issue Alert


MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE

Capital Hill Police
Wednesday -1:00 AM
For Immediate Release:

Capital Hill Police do hereby issue warning to all Congressional members, their staff and all Capital Hill support employees to DO NOT position oneself either on purpose or by accident between the Senator from New York, Chuck Schumer, and any Network News Reporter, camera or microphone this Wednesday morning. 
The risk of being knock down or run over and trampled by the Senator while rushing to get to any nearby microphone or camera to take full credit for saving the country with the Coronavirus Stimulus Bill negotiated late last night is considered very high and likely. 
The Senator's past history make it imperative all personnel on the Hill today to be on the lookout, be of concern and take extreme care in this matter.

Monday, August 22, 2016

White House Denies Rumors Of Zika Outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard

MFNS- The White House moved quickly to squelch growing rumors of a possible Zika virus outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard Sunday evening. The rumors were sparked by the shocking appearance of the President and First Lady when they returned from their annual summer vacation on the island.

Pictures from the press pool seems to indicate that something is very wrong.
You can read the complete report Here.