Doctors Report Serious Injuries Due To Sudden Change By Democrats of Comey Support

Middle Finger New Service Exclusive:

Washington DC - Thousands of Democrats around the country have reportedly been injured when their views and selective outrage made a sudden u-turn too fast in their support for fired FBI director James Comey. They had previously despised the man for costing Hillary Clinton the presidency. But suddenly, James Comey is their Jesus. 

Many of those injured suffered whiplash injuries from changing their support for Comey so suddenly. Normally, people will slow down to make a u-turn, but Democrats didn’t bother to brake even a little before changing course. Doctors couldn’t give out details due to privacy laws, but most said Dems in Congress, liberal TV pundits and some entertainment celebrities were in the most pain. One doctor who has treated many of the more seriously injured in the wake of Comey’s firing, explained:

“The common sense muscles in most Democrats are seldom used. So, when you hate somebody one day and then love them the next, it can cause a variety of injuries. Over-the-top outrage, hypocrititis, tremendous butthurt, and ruptured tendons from jumping to conclusions too quickly are all symptoms of the instantaneous flip-flopping presented by patients.” 

The best prescription for the u-turn injuries is to learn to stand on principle on most issues. However, this doesn’t come naturally for Democrats. Compounding the danger for Democrats, is their inability to remember that things they say are often recorded, and can be played back at a later date. 

This realization would prevent many of them from changing their positions so abruptly, and would cut down on the number of them who end up looking like jackasses.

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Kicking the Little Professor in the Nuts Again

Robert Reich Weighs in on  the Firing of Comey

One of our favorite kickballs Dr. Robert Reich, the twisted little troll leftover from another time, speaks his mind on the firing of FBI Director. And as usual, takes the dire propaganda low road. 

Are There 22 Patriotic House Republicans? 

"Trump warning to former FBI Director James Comey against leaking anything negative about him – tweeting “James Comey better hope that there are no ‘tapes’ of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!” – is deeply troubling." 

First Professor, you are running with the media's assumption Trump was WARNING Comey about saying anything negative about him, when it actually sounds like he was advising Comey not lie about the details of the conversation because it may just have been taped. Do not assume Donald Trump is Stupid. 

"The core issue here is not whether Trump is secretly recording his meetings or telephone calls (Trump and his White House aides refuse to say whether he tapes his visitors, something he was suspected of doing when he was in business in New York). The real issues are these: (1) The illegality of a President of the United States seeking to intimidate a potential witness in a congressional investigation. (2) The illegality of a President potentially intimidating current FBI personnel who are investigating that president or his aides, by firing the former FBI head who was leading such an investigation and now threatening retaliation against him. These illegal acts cannot be ignored."

Again Dr Reich, where do you get that Trump is intimidating anyone by saying there could be a tape of what he and Director Comey discussed?  Why would Trump suggest the meeting was taped and open himself up to a supoena if he possibly had something to hide?

And as you should know, as your former boss did himself, the President has the authority to appoint or fire the FBI director. Your use of the word 'Intimidation' is just bomb throwing hyperbole, unless it's an admission of why Bill Clinton fired his FBI director investigating a potential scandal. Eh, Dr Bob? Again, Do Not Assume Donald Trump is Stupid. 

As for taping conversations and telephone calls in the oval Office, it is well known there was, and probably still are recording devices in the Oval Office. But I can understand the way you think, being just a Secretary of Labor, I doubt anything you and Bill Clinton discussed could have in anyway been considered sensitive and for your ears only.  It is well known, as it should be to you, that certain types of meets with government officials, such as security briefings, do not take place in the Oval Office. Ever wonder why, Dr. Reich?

And NO ONE ever accused JFK, LBJ or Nixon or any President since of it being a crime by recording the events in the oval Office. It was done for the record and to document the facts of discussions for further review for those outside the meetings.  THE RECORDINGS ARE IN THEIR LIBRARYS!

"We are facing a constitutional crisis potentially larger and more significant than Richard Nixon’s “Watergate.” As long as Donald Trump remains president, our governing institutions are threatened. The question now is whether there exist 22 House Republicans whose loyalty to the United States exceeds their loyalty to the Republican Party, who would join with House Democrats in seeking a bill of impeachment."

Good, good. Repeat that 'Watergate' thing. The only crisis we face is in the media and the left going full retard calling for impeachment day in and day out ever time Donald Trump moves a finger. The propaganda machine of the media and Butt Hurt Dems have become a disgrace, and lost all credibility they had left after coddling the former corrupt administration. You can join the rest of the loonies in the impeachment choir, Dr Reich, just be careful not to get stepped on.

But Do Not Assume Donald Trump is Stupid. 

Okay, Last Straw. Time to Impeach!

Fishnet Friday

Bullet Head Calls for Emergency Hearings

DT - When it comes to President Trump it doesn’t take much to set off members of the Congressional Black Caucus. The gaggle of African American lawmakers have been quick to scream racism at every opportunity for years and have been particularly agitated with Trump who they perceive as not only a closet member of the KKK but also a secret Russian agent.

Perhaps none have been so vehemently anti-Trump (outside of the cretinous Maxine Waters) than Elijah Cummings of Baltimore who has lorded it over his gerrymandered district like a fat toad for over twenty years. Cummings has always had a wild hair up his ass over the delusional Democrats’ big excuse for losing the election by blaming it all on Russian interference and was an early advocate of an FBI investigation of Trump and his to the Kremlin. Of course it’s all bullshit – so much was expressed in the new book on Hillary’s doomed campaign “Shattered” – but it is all that the Democrats have got.

Trump’s surprise firing of self-serving FBI Director James Comey has driven the left even crazier than before and has elicited howls of anger in defense of a man who was just blamed by Hillary last week for costing her the election. Cummings and his fellow race trolls are also a pack of hypocrites. They wail about voter rights and disenfranchised voters but their insane vendetta and determination to have Trump removed from office would do exactly that to over 60 million voters.

This Russian hoax crap is really starting to get out of hand and is already on the brink of widespread mass hysteria among those who are dumb enough to listen to the likes of Rachel Maddow and the rest of the dishonest propagandists in the media who were unified in their support for Hillary and are in lockstep to evict Trump from the White House.

A Little Note From Team Pelosi:

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Oh Shut Up Ya Snarling Old Bastard

Amy Schumer's Crazy Cousin Chuck

While the FBI was investigating Bill Clinton for the White Water corruption sandal, Clinton fired the FBI Director.  The media took the President's actions at face value. They did not question him. In fact, conservatives who raised red flags were dismissed. Today, we get to see what happens when a Republican does what Bill Clinton did. The reality is that many of those most critical of Trumps firing Comey were the same people demanding Comey be fired for his handling of Hillary Clinton's emails. 

We have a hyper-partisan environment in which all sides too easily and too quickly abandon intellectual honesty. It is notable that Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins, two of the GOP's most strident critics of Donald Trump, are okay with this firing.

It is not a constitutional crisis, nor is it a dark day for democracy. It is a President exercising his constitutional duties on the advice of his cabinet ministers. The timing is bothersome and may look bad, but the underlying rationale suggests the decision was made thoughtfully. However, the left will never believe President Trump nor believe anything other than the worst possible conspiracies about him. Russiaism is the new Birtherism.