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No Sex After Surgery

San Francisco - It is being reported the House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is suing a major medical facility in California claiming that "after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex." A hospital spokesman responded to Mrs. Pelosi's claims saying "Your husband was admitted to have cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."

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Y'all Take a Deep Breath and Relax

We were greeted this morning with the news that Robert Mueller let Michael Flynn off with a relatively minor plea deal to one count of lying to investigators:

JUST IN: @BrianRoss on @ABC News Special Report: Michael Flynn promised "full cooperation to the Mueller team" and is prepared to testify that as a candidate, Donald Trump "directed him to make contact with the Russians." http://abcn.ws/2AhU3Iq

Of course this tweet was from none other then ABC’s Brian Ross, who we all know has a rep for reporting unverified info in the past in order to be the first on the air.  I was told when his statement was read live on "The View" that two of the more vehement Trump Hating Banshees literally had orgasms right there on camera and, like many lefties on The Tweeter, it was Whoop There IT IS!........Proof of collusion!........Trump Needs to Resign! Blah Blah Blah...

However, the more believable Reuters, as well as others like Fox News were reporting that the prosecution is focusing not on Candidate Trump, but on President-Elect Trump. Big difference. 

Prosecutors say Flynn was told by the senior member of Trump transition team to reach out to other countries to influence the U.N. vote to delay or defeat the resolution http://reut.rs/2AnZunr 

An order from a “senior member of Trump transition team” could mean Trump. It could also mean Chris Christie, Mike Pence, or one of the Trump family.  It could also mean combinations of them or all of them. But valid reasons exist for a president-elect to reach out to foreign governments, although not for the purpose of interfering with the current administration’s foreign policy, as Flynn now appears to have admitted doing with Russian envoy Sergey Kislyal in December. If it’s just about the transition, it might be that Mueller wants to make a Logan Act case, which hasn’t been tried for almost 200 years.

There is lots to be learned about all this yet.

But seeing the former late night comedians have pretty much run out of Trump material and have had to turn on old men in Alabama as well as rely on made up stories lately, see post immediately below, all this comes at a great time for them.........

Journalistic Midgets and Manufactured News

One of the most pathetic features of today’s journalist wasteland is the non-ending stream of mindlessly dishonest hit pieces on Donald Trump, his family, and anyone in his administration. Unlike in years past where this kind of stuff was relegated to hyper-partisan writers at self-identified leftist media outlets, today it passes for mainstream journalism. Take this story from the journalistic midgets at Newsweak Newsweek: IVANKA TRUMP PLAGIARIZES ONE OF HER OWN SPEECHES IN INDIA. (I won't link to this pathetic rag. You can Google it)

This intrigued me because plagiarizing yourself is one of the few things that is actually impossible to do:

We can argue whether Ivanka should have been using parts of campaign stump speech at this event, but to call it plagiarism is an exercise in slander because Newsweek knows that recycling your own material without attribution is not an issue to anyone who is not trying to manufacture and scandalize an issue, as weak an issue as it is no less.  But, we are talking of a organization that was once bought for $1.00........

[The Tweeter]
[RS]
H/T Konan The Bar Barron

Michigan AG Candidate Really Wants You to Know She Won't Be Whipping Out Her Penis

Michigan Attorney and Candidate for State Attorney General, Dana Nessel,  decided to capitalize on all the recent male sexual harassment news by reassuring voters she is running on a "no Johnson" platform and that there is no way she would show anyone her Penis.  And since the left has gone to great lengths to explained to us that you can call yourself a woman and indeed have a penis, it's important for this Democrat to point out to voters that she is not so equipped and has no penis to flash at you or her staff if elected. 

After watching her campaign commercial I hope she is as emphatic about keeping her moustache shaved as not doing any staff harassin' or showing her no-no parts.

And I ask you, in this video below, does she not look like
 Anthony Weiner in Drag????

Vote for me because I have a vagina.

Is anyone else getting a feeling of deja vu all over again here?

[CBS Detroit]
H/T Broadside Betty