Sorry. Tank Abrams Will Not Be Your Next President

EARL Done This

In what has become one of the more hilarious aspects of American politics, are hacks with not a snowball's chance in hell of winning a particular office, ceremoniously announcing they won't seek that office. It's even more ludicrous when someone who can't even win a state wide election announces they won't seek an even higher office, like they would actually have a chance to begin with.

Take Stacey Abrams for example, a woman with so little integrity as to refuse to even now concede the Georgia election to the legally elected Governor. In a speech in Las Vegas yesterday, she announced she would not run for president, as if anyone cared, but told the New York Times she "would be honored to be considered by any nominee" as his or her running mate. I know it lonely being a fake governor, but don't hold your breath Tank.

In that same speech Abrams channeled her inner-racist having this to say: 

"This is our country. And our voices will be heard, and in 2020, we will shout louder and harder and more than we ever have before, because this is our time and the power is ours and we will not let anyone take it from us.”

Who is this 'we' she speaks of??

The Republican National Committee responded wryly to her openness to being vice president. "I’d have to check the constitutionality of being both vice president and governor of Georgia at the same time being that she still has not conceded her 2018 gubernatorial loss," RNC spokesman Steve Guest told the Washington Free Beacon.  As for now, she has decided to continue her campaign of whining about losing and helping create a farcical narrative for media consumption of voter suppression (what we call protecting the rights of legal citizen's votes) as an excuse for Dems losing in 2020. 

If Abrams actually cared about the integrity of elections, she'd finally concede the governor's race she lost by 55,000 votes. Even liberal election law experts have dismissed her claims as irresponsible and without merit.

Here's Tank being a sore loser and threatening our democracy, according to Democrats.
Your rules, Democrats.......



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Running The Clown Car Through The Wash and Burning Piles Of Money

Tom Steyer, of Tom Steyer Says Americans Need Trump Impeached Because Tom Steyer Say's So fame, has already dropped 20 Million bucks on his impeachment fetish. But billionaire activist Tom Steyer enjoys setting his money on fire. It's so pretty! He's just dropped $2.9 million carpet bombing Facebook with ads since he launched his vanity campaign to be your next President. That's three times as much as Krissy Gillibrand spent reminding Facebook users she's blonde and still exists. While Steyer had his checkbook out anyway, he's dropped another $7 million on TV commercials over the past month. That's the best grassroots campaign money can buy, baby!

He's targeting the early primary states of Iowa, Nevada, and South Carolina, and his "Charlotte's Web"-style ad blitz has voters going THAT'S SOME BILLIONAIRE RIGHT THERE! He's reached the required two percent minimum in three DNC-approved polls. He needs to hit that mark in one more and he'll have scored his golden ticket to the next Democratic debate stage.  With cash, anything is possible. That heart-warming reality is what inspires us to participate in the democratic process! 

Steyer boasted on MSNBC's 'Morning with Squinty & Meat Puppet' that he'd also met the other arbitrary DNC requirement of 130,000 individual donors.

By running the Clown Car through the wash, the DNC's debate weed-out process isn't totally useless. It should keep Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson off the debate stage in September. She is just using the platform to communicate with the gaseous beings from her home planet through coded messages disguised as crack-scented self-help jargon. As soon as they come pick her up, she'll suspend her campaign, I'm sure.

As of today, only nine of the two dozen Democrats running are set for the next debates. Four of them are already white guys. But there are no billionaires. We guess Steyer will bring a new perspective. He could make the debates more engaging by offering candidates the indecent proposal of $1 million in cash to immediately drop out of the race.

Steyer also wants to overturn Citizens United because he doesn't think it's fair for anyone to compete with labor unions and taxpayer funded for-profits like Plan Parenthood who give millions to the dems every election cycle. No Sir! Just individuals with the economic might of a corporation. He believes so strongly in public financing of campaigns he's vowed to spend $100 million or more of his personal funds to run for president. We're not even sure what his point is. It's like when Donald Duck tried to convince his nephews not to smoke by making them smoke a pack of cigars all at once.

On the Squinty & Meat Puppet show, Steyer treated all to an extended boredom remix of his non-hit single, "I'm An Outsider, So I Can Fix Everything." It's not even an original track. Go home Tom, play some Tennis. The Dems are crazy enough already.....

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A Humorous Picture That Exemplifies the Lizzy Warren Campaign (Minus The Shakes)

Got to credit the AP photographer, John Locher, with deliberately framing his photograph to catch text that is relevant, meaningful, and humorous: Yeah, she's so happy to be striding in waving a big "Hi, I'm here with the old socialist idea of taking your money." Even in that incredibly depressing Nevada environment, walled in with teal-trimmed white jail house cinder blocks, she looks more like someone who just made bail then a presidential candidate.

Bet You Won't See This Story on CNN

Anyone who has wasted time watching either CNN or MSNBC knows who April Ryan is. White House correspondent for National Urban Radio (what ever that is) and an obnoxious cable news channel racial flame thrower, she's been one of the loudest of the media mouths to criticize DJT's attack on Fake News, and a leading proponent of the delusional idea DJT is suppressing free speech. She also has gone as far as insist that as members of the media they are in danger of physical attacks because people believe they don't tell the truth anymore, as if that is a new development. 

So it seems quite ironic, not to mention a wee bit of hypocrisy, that she would be involved in such action as happen at a recent event where she giving a speech. A reporter with New Brunswick Today, an independent community news organization, had his camera removed at her signal, and then moments later physically attacked by Ryan’s personal goon at an event held at The Heldrich Hotel in downtown New Brunswick, New Jersey.

Video footage (below) captured by the outlet shows Ryan, complete with her newest wig-hat, starting to deliver a keynote speech right before the altercation occurred. As she begins speaking, she glances in the direction of New Brunswick Today reporter Charlie Kratovil’s camera in an odd manner. Soon after, her security approaches her, and she nods approvingly. Ryan then just stands there silent up until the moment someone snatches the camera. Ryan then continues to speak.



According to New Brunswick Today, the reporter was invited media and that his camera had been “rolling the entire night” until Ryan directed her security guard to snatch it from him.

Looking like a ghetto street mugging, complete with your obligatory yelling black female..........hotel footage shows the later part of the confrontation outside the room as Kratovil tries to retrieve his camera and gets bodily thrown out the door. 

"If my invitation was a mistake, it was one that was repeated, confirmed in writing by the person who sent me the invitations, affirmed by the authorized on-site event personnel, and consistently reinforced over the course of several days leading up to the event, and on the night in question." 

Until you look a little closer, do you understand why not one mention of this incident in the news even though it involved a black woman and self important member of the media. The event was titled 4th Annual New Jersey Parent Summit, hosted by "Project READY", a minority run non-profit pushing racial equity & diversity training and multicultural (there's that word again) curriculum.

This event at the Heldrich Hotel was not for white people. New Brunswick Today sent a melanin challenged reporter with a camera to a closed door, invite only event thrown by a progressive regressive education organization partnering with the black dominated school district, with the keynote speech by an instigator and well known member of the leftist media, an event where things could be said openly that others of us can't say, and certainly don't want them recorded. Ryan's brand of toxic racial, anti-Trump triads on-air border on insanity, even though you can tell she's holding back, something she probably wouldn't do among a friendly minority audience......as long as there are no cameras rolling.

Meanwhile, with her mind eaten up with TDS and newly felt elitism of having her own bodyguard to order around, April Ryan still has her seat reserved in the WH briefing room, despite the fact she's a disruption, disrespectful, a bigot, fat and ugly and a major league bore.....

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Lefties Getting Themselves Snipped Because of Climate Change.

Leftwingers getting their shootin' tubes snipped and tubes tied because of climate worries.....seems like a win-win situation to me..... except for one thing. Social Justice Warriors are very often childless, most often due to selfishness or just immaturity. But they desperately want to indoctrinate your children. Having none of their own, they seek professions where they feel empowered to indoctrinate children and alienate them away from sanity.

But, excluding indirect effects, I approve! In fact, if I weren't so lazy, I'd create a site, pretending to be a leftwing climate-panic site, advocating for vasectomies and very early hysterectomies for the SJW crew.

America - Land of the Brave, Home of the Free Land, where half the population have become twelve year old girl having a panic attack cuz they're scared of ducks or something. "Three generations of imbeciles are enough," said Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. in Buck v. Bell, and he had a point.

But some others aren't so down with the struggle.....

EARL DONE THIS

Squinty Scarborough - The Russians Did It.

Shortly after billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was reported dead, Squinty Scarborough came out of his stupor and took to the Tweeter to share his thoughts. If you still have any doubts at all left that Squinty Joe's cheese is about to fall off the plate, Check this out:

Most of Twitter on Saturday morning was blanketed with people not buying the official story, or at least asking how this could possibly have happened, a few offering their own theories of the death of the wealthy and connected sex offender. Although no one in the entire world could possibly have predicted this, the first thing the MSNBC host brought up after the death of Jeffrey Epstein was......Russians.   Part of the increasing infection of TDS Mind Rot includes not knowing one is infected.

Speaking of TDS Mind Rot, Joy Reid says "Hold My Beer":

MSNBC’s Joy Reid appears to suggest that Attorney General William Barr might be connected to Jeffrey Epstein’s death pic.twitter.com/FPR0WPJfIz

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Because Politics Are All About REVENGE

Tommy Lee, former junkie/Mötley Crüe bandmate, domestic abuser and suspected seething host of unknown strains of hepatitis, has a message for all y'all Trump supporters.

So There!