Showing posts with label Senator Lizzy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Senator Lizzy. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2020

President Lizzy Wants You To Know She's Gonna Clean Up All This Crap Straight Away!!!

On the first day of Donald Trump's impeachment trial, Lizzy Warren unveiled her plan to save us all on her website under the weighty title 'Restoring Integrity and Competence to Government After Trump.' No, I'm not kiddin':
"One year from today, the next president will begin her first full day of work. She will be inheriting a government in crisis and in desperate need of immediate course correction."
That's cute how Warren refers to the next president with a feminine pronoun. What comes first in President Warren's "course correction"? Firings, and lots of them!

Lizzy said she'll ask for the resignations of all Trump's political appointees on day one of her administration. That includes 93 US attorneys. (Bush 43 fired 9 and the Liberals went absolutely ape- shit).  Feeling her inner Stalin, Lizzy plans on going after political opponents. Comrade Warren will establish a Task Force (probably lead by the lovely AG Kamala Harris) that will investigate corruption in the Trump administration and hold the guilty parties accountable.  But Warren will also keep herself honest, not just more honest than Trump because any common gangster can limbo under a low bar. Nay, her administration will "adopt the strictest anti-corruption hiring rules of any administration in all of American History in the world!!"

Right off the bat she says she'll end Obama's policy of children in cages at detention facilities that was Trump's fault, end DJT's reckless foreign policy that endangers our country by killing terrorists who threaten us and end the bigoted ban on travelers from Muslim-majority countries that breed worldwide terrorism. She'll also investigate US Border Control and Department of Homeland Security for violating Immigration laws.

President Lizzy insist her team will reflects the full diversity of America, including having at least 50% of Cabinet positions filled by women and non binary people. Even though Black women are disproportionately represented in the federal workforce and LGBTQRX people are represented across all levels of government, including in leadership roles, it don't matter.  Not diverse enough for Lizzy.  There will be recruiting from HBCUs, Tribal Colleges and Universities, and programs for federal jobs for formerly incarcerated individuals ex-convicts. And Lizzy wants to grow the government that is still bloated by reinstating government officials who left public service through a streamlined hiring process, and waive competitive hiring processes as a way of creating another generation of ambitious soft skull leftist government bureaucrats. 

To bring back integrity in government, Lizzy won't employ "senior executives at companies and banks that have broken federal law, are subject to enforcement actions, or are under investigation." That basically rules out 99% of the financial industry. But she hates them anyway, so no biggie. There's always the little commie midget, Robert Reich, who fancies himself an economist who'd probably jump on his big wheel and join up in a minute!

It's not stated outright but we also assume Warren staffers won't regularly violate the Hatch Act, but democrats gonna democrat. Senior staffers will have to pledge not to accept a lobbying job after their official duties end.....and that's for life. Man, you won't catch a grift if you ever work for Warren. That should thin the potential herd down quite a bit.

Donald Trump’s presidency has been a dark period in American history according to Lizzy's website.  A government that has been infected by corruption and incompetence, and his actions as president suggest that he is likely to do everything he can to undermine the next president. Ya Know, just like the last one did.

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

A Humorous Picture That Exemplifies the Lizzy Warren Campaign (Minus The Shakes)

Got to credit the AP photographer, John Locher, with deliberately framing his photograph to catch text that is relevant, meaningful, and humorous: Yeah, she's so happy to be striding in waving a big "Hi, I'm here with the old socialist idea of taking your money." Even in that incredibly depressing Nevada environment, walled in with teal-trimmed white jail house cinder blocks, she looks more like someone who just made bail then a presidential candidate.

Monday, October 8, 2018

What's a Four Letter Word for 'Tone Deaf Fake Indian'?

Senator Lizzy Warren (D- Mass)

If anyone knows about brazenly stealing things from Native Americans, it’s Elizabeth Warren. It’s sad enough that lefties have tried to erase Christopher Columbus from history, but of all people to tweet at #IndigenousPeoplesDay, Senator Lizzy manages to show her tone deafness, or that she just doesn't have any shame:

Of course as always, someone was peeking over the fence....

But, Senator Lizzy was in good company.........

And of course they never mention the slavery, genocide, atrocities against their fellow native american tribes, or the patriarchy that was already here when Columbus arrived. We won't talk about that.......

Thank You MJA@IOTWReport &
WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!

Sunday, June 3, 2018

Clinton Allies Open To Backing A Different Loser in 2020

Today We Celebrate 500 Days Since Hillary Clinton Was Not Sworn in as President 

Now that Hillary Clinton has whined and blamed her way through the entire English speaking world and has exposed her physical frailties, thus burying most any chance of ever winning an election of any kind again (yes, there is a God) the floundering leaderless Democrats are still milling about like ants whose hill was stomped on by voters in 2016. And the 2020 field is in such disarray that if she were to say she'd run, America's favorite fat girl Oprah would probably be the leading contender.

Since the ambitious Senator Kirsten Gillibrand committed heresy by backstabbing Bill Clinton, many Clinton allies are looking elsewhere to throw their money and support. As the political rhetoric heats up, with their hair on fire the dems continue to run leftward. But not toward the leftist wingnut Bernie Sanders.  Like Gillibrand, they seriously eye another candidate who has the correct plumbing and who they believe also meets the number one job requirement of the Democrats; to convince Americans should prioritize electing the nation’s first female POTUS above any other trivial issues that may actually impact their lives.......

.....the cynical progressive phony who spouts hatred of capitalism, especially Wall Street, and could be the next dumpster fire for the Democrats - the only woman in politics who is even MORE grating and annoying than Hillary, Elizabeth Warren.  

A Campaign DMF Can Wholeheartedly Encourage!
“If Elizabeth Warren decides to run for president, she will find support both from Hillary diehards who still want to elect a qualified woman as president and from Hillary skeptics who want an unflinching champion against corporate greed as the party’s standard-bearer," said Seth Bringman, a Clinton ally who served as a spokesman for the Ready for Hillary super PAC. 
“She won many of us over not only with her endorsement of Hillary in 2016 but with the sincerity of it,” said Adam Parkhomenko, a longtime Clinton ally. I think there’s no doubt she has the utmost respect for Warren, though, and she obviously thinks she’s well-qualified.” - Read More
The shift towards Warren has to be a sucker punch right in the kisser for Kamala Harris, whose skin color would have seemed to have given her pole position heading into the primaries. But Harris is no Barack Obama. She's raw, dumb and too mired in the sort of California kookery that doesn’t sell in real America. The Dems probably also don’t want to count on a heavy black turnout at the polls because another two years is a lot of time for more of them to finally see that life on the Democrat plantation isn’t Sugarcandy Mountain after all.

(The Hill)

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Lizzy Warren Introduces Bill to Try and Screw Trump's Wealthy Cabinet Picks Right In The...........

So, this is how it's going to be for the next four years, huh Senator Liz? Time spent on senseless legislation, time taken away from the business of the country like stopping people from invading our borders, ridding the streets of criminals, improving our schools and creating jobs. All so you guys can play games and get you some face time on the Sunday talk Shows?

It's bad enough the dems look like petulant children led by Minority Leader Chuck Schumer talkin’ all big about how Senate Democrats are going to screw Donald Trump in his *** over his Supreme Court nominee. But now Lizzy and some of her Senate pals including Dianne Feinstein, have introduced some silly new legislation to try and screw over all of Trump’s rich cabinet nominees.
"Senate Democrats … introduced legislation on Tuesday that would place a $1 million limit on the amount of capital gains Trump or his nominees could defer paying taxes on. Warren argued the move would block Trump’s Cabinet from getting “another special favor.” 
“Not only is Donald Trump giving a gang of billionaires control of our government, he’s offering them a special tax break just for signing up,” she said.
Sounds familiar don't it. So here's the deal:
Remember that thing about how Trump’s cabinet picks have combined net worth greater than a half a dozen African nations put together? (insert anti-capitalist SJW yells) Uh huh, they are rich. And when cabinet members are picked, they tend to have to sell whatever assets they have that could cause conflicts of interest. People who have ONE BILLION ASSETS have a lot of stuff to sell, and they usually stick the proceeds in Treasury Bonds or mutual funds or whatever are considered OK for them to have, by ethical standards.

As the Washington Post helpfully explains, there is a law “designed to help ease the sting of being forced to suddenly sell investments,” that lets all these new appointed officials defer having to pay taxes on the capital gains they suddenly have, from selling all their sexy stocks in Walmart or Boeing etc.  They still owe the taxes down the road, let’s say, if they sell the Treasury Bonds they stuck their capital gains moneys in, but if they just keep their many moneys where they are, then it's TAX FREE!  The law seems to make sense, even for normal rich people who weren't planning to sell all their investments right then and there. 

But OH NOES! These wealthy congress critters like Senator Lizzy , who I might remind you wrote most and agreed to the ethics rules as well as the tax laws that keep their rich donors rich as to suck coin from them every election cycle, decide now The Donald's cabinet picks are way too rich! And they mustn't have the legal tax breaks anyone else would receive.

Well I guess it's good for laugh on the right side of the isle, the bill will never see the light. But it does sends a limp wristed message that they might be in the minority, but they’re going to do everything in their power to be as much of a pain in the ass to the Trump administration as they possibly can.

The more things change the more they remain the same. And just as 'The Weasel of the Senate', Harry Reid failed to learn when Barky Obama handed the congress over to the Republicans, the 115th addition of congressional democrats will have to learn the hard way: DON’T START NO SHIT WON’T BE NO SHIT.