Sunday, August 9, 2020

Tater is Upset People Being Mean to Joe Biden

After the last four years, either Tater's been out in the sun too long or this is the worst case of lack of self awareness this year so far........
Note to Tater: Biden on a bicycle is nothing to hang an argument on that he's mentally fit to be President. My neighbor's four year old who can't tie their own shoes and doesn't know when his pants are on inside out can ride a bicycle!

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Saturday, August 8, 2020

Middle Finger Symphony Theater


Brought to You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Friday, August 7, 2020

It'a A Big Week for Two of Our Favorite Bitter and Disgraced

What a day to wake up to find two of our favorite kickballs of the past here at DMF making news. I speak of none other than The Earl of Ketchup and the Loveable Nicaragua Piglet herself.

Ana Navarro, the former Republican strategist, current Anti-Trump CNN contributor and part-time banshee on the toxic hatefest sideshow 'The View',  who's acrimony and bitterness are legendary has joined the Biden 2020 Basement campaign.

Navarro's family fled the Sandinista communist revolution and settled in Miami. But the TDS is so strong here that the woman who claims she became a Republican at the age of 8 because it was a party that was fighting communism has now gone to work for a candidate, who if elected, would essentially be influenced and handled by Justice Democrats communist advisors already embedded in the campaign. She's been hired mainly to do outreach to the Latino community and repeat with a spanish accent the lie DJT called all Mexicans rapists and criminals, which he didn't say. 

Her bitterness and unprofessionalism will surely be on full display the next 90 days in spades (are we still allowed to say that?). And anyone who is familiar with this fat and obnoxious little ray of sunshine has no real doubts why she was 48 years old before she finally found someone willing to marry her.

In other news, we find that last week end, the failed former presidential candidate and US State Dept. Iranian buttboy, none other than the Duke of Heinz / Earl of Ketchup himself, John F. Kerry, finally accomplishes something of importance.

Secretary of State Kerry About to Earn Fourth Purple Heart for Trauma Suffered to his
 Genitals During a Break in Iranian Nuclear Treaty Negotiations in Switzerland 

The disgraced, accident prone 
kisser of Mullha ass, valiantly captained a 45 foot yacht to a first-place finish in the Edgartown Yacht Club’s Round the Island race last Weekend.  Kerry completed the 54.7 nautical-mile race around Martha's Vineyard in 8 hours, 52 minutes, and 7 seconds, more than 6 minutes faster than the wussy loser second-place finisher.

Kerry reported encountering some difficulties near Mutton Shoal off of Wasque, but drawing on his extensive wartime experience as a heroic swift boat commander dodging the enemy, rallied his crew "who caught a little bit of air and played it further to the east and we stayed out of trouble." What a Guy!

It is possible that Kerry's former boss, Barky Obama, was on hand to celebrate the most impressive achievement of Kerry's career outside of marrying a billionaire with the personality of a fish.  Barky and Big Mike purchased a 30-acre estate on Edgartown Great Pond last year for nearly $15 million after signing a lucrative Netflix contract to produce documentaries about income inequality.

Quite an Interesting Video on Second Inspection

As most news interview go these days, we've all learned that at least half of what we hear isn't true,  and the other half is suspect. But in the case of the short video below, those rules don't apply.  I have never seen a video quite like this one.

It's a NewsBusters clip of MSNBC's  Queball Vishnu substituting for Larry 'Stop That Hammering' O'Donnell on his basement rated sludge fest, 'The Last Word',  interviewing NPR's chia pet, chief WH press agitator Yamiche Alcindor, and associate editor Renee Graham of the once respectable but dead in the water, Boston Globe. On first play my self said WTF did I just hear her say? 

What makes this short video remarkable is that not one statement, save the first few words on the percentage of the black population by Alcindor that is only slightly exaggerated and then proceeds to go off the rail, not one statement expressed by either guess is factual.  Go to the google thingy and look for yourself.  Even the negro genius from Boston got the covid numbers wrong. 
It's one thing for a paid analyst to spout bullsh*t in line with the newworks biases, that's what they're paid to do. But to watch two people who pretend to play journalist lie on network television like this is a sad commentary of what we've become as a society and sure sign the establishment media as a source of truth of any kind is dead. On the integrity scale the media ranks just below Pimps. 

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Protesters Sue City Because It's So Expensive to Attack Police

It seems a fiberglass skateboard and a dry-rotted polish military surplus gas mask aren't enough to fight a proper revolution in the twenty-first century. Or at least the soy infused, anti-police, anti-capitalist, anti-fascist fascist, gay gamers/revolutionaries of the great northwest have come to find out.  

So much so, an ambulance chaser has file suit on behalf of protestors, claiming their constitutional rights have been violated by the police department’s “indiscriminate” use of common crowd control tactics, which have forced demonstrators to purchase “expensive” protective gear in order to safely continue to attack police and vandalize downtown seattle businesses during their Summer of Love peaceful protest.

The suit claims the Seattle Police Department has acted above and outside the law and the government effectively has establish a de facto protest tax requiring purchase cost-prohibitive gear to withstand munitions as a condition to exercising their right to free speech and peaceable burn, destroy and riot.

The suit also claims the city has created a pay-to-protest racket where only a privileged few who are wealthy enough or popular enough to crowdsource funds to purchase gear akin to that used by the police department they fund can run be in the streets. 

Just imagine being born in 1998 and envisioning yourself as a social justice revolutionary. You grew up in those horrific years of the obama administration, struggling with segregating your smartphones from your flat screens. Now you are finally weaned off your mother's tit, out of her suburban basement and ready for war on racism.....only to find yourself yelling into the faces of black cops.

[KIRO News 7]

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Tuesday, August 4, 2020

The Resurrection of BluesJunky


I Have Two Announcements.
 The Good News: BluesJunky is indeed alive and still kickin'. And I want to take this opportunity to 
apologize for sounding so insensitive and unlady like about not bailing him outta jail for any high crimes or misdemeanors (I would have let him stew a little first though).  He did contacted me a few hours ago by email with some cock & bull story about computer problems. Yeah Right!

I have it on good authority he was actually discovered handcuffed to headboard of a King Size Sleep Number bed in an expensive brothel somewhere in Nevada.  But you can believe him if you wish.......Secondly, The Bad News: to all who donated generous amounts of money for the design and construction of a memorial statue of BlueJunky, y'all shit outta luck. I ain't returning the money. I've already spent it on a pair of Blue Topaz earrings. And I'm here to say they do look fabulous!

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Biden Snags the Coveted Revolutionary Communist Party USA Endorsement

DJT may have swung the leadership endorsement of the American Police Union in the upcoming presidential election, but not to be out done, the leader of the Revolutionary Communist Party USA, Bob Avakian in what surely was a painful decision, announced his
support for former Vice President Joe Biden.  

Avakian, the founder and leader of the RCP USA, told his followers in a statement released Saturday that sounded like it was written by a SJW on a meth bender, or out of Nancy Pelosi's office, that they should vote for Joe Biden in the 2020 election by beginning with:  
"We are confronted by—we are now being ruled by—a fascist regime...."
Avakian has in the past has endorsed violent fringe movements, such as the Shining Path, the murderous Maoist rebels that tried to overthrow the government of Peru by using guerrilla warfare in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

Avakian stated that he still considers Biden and the Democrat Party “representatives and instruments of this exploitative, oppressive, and literally murderous system of capitalism-imperialism,” but that all of that needs to be disregarded for now, as overthrowing Trump is more important.
“The question is not whether Biden and the Democrats represent something ‘good, Biden is not ‘better’ than Trump, in any meaningful way — except that he is not Trump and is not part of the move to consolidate and enforce fascist rule, with everything that means.”
In other words, Biden is an asshole too. But he's our Asshole!!
“To approach this election from the standpoint of which candidate is ‘better’ means failing to understand the truly profound stakes and potential consequences of what is involved. The fact is that there can be one — and only one — ‘good’ that can come out of this election: delivering a decisive defeat to Trump and the whole fascist regime.”
Like a good commie that he is, Avakian goes on to order his followers not to vote for a third party candidate. Their vote must be for Biden.

China is already in the bag, and now the the Revolutionary Communist Party USA.  And all this without even having to leave the basement.....

image via Earl of Taint


Monday, August 3, 2020

Gee.....Didn't See This One Coming.

The Shrew Drew Joins In.  Read Here

Russia, Media fabricated stories, mail in ballots, abolish the electoral college, and now get rid of debates. They know Joe Biden couldn't win a debate against a potato. The media are scared that Joe Biden’s mind will melt into a puddle of sludge if he takes the stage against DJT, and it would be really unfair if such a spectacle were to change the direction of the election. Their candidate can’t remember his own name. You can sense it every time they make some weak new excuse for why Biden should be allowed to abscond from even the most basic requirements of campaigning.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, August 2, 2020

That's Funny Right There.....

Go to, and after the .com, type a “/” and then any gibberish that comes to mind......