Tuesday, August 4, 2020

The Resurrection of BluesJunky


I Have Two Announcements.
 The Good News: BluesJunky is indeed alive and still kickin'. And I want to take this opportunity to 
apologize for sounding so insensitive and unlady like about not bailing him outta jail for any high crimes or misdemeanors (I would have let him stew a little first though).  He did contacted me a few hours ago by email with some cock & bull story about computer problems. Yeah Right!

I have it on good authority he was actually discovered handcuffed to headboard of a King Size Sleep Number bed in an expensive brothel somewhere in Nevada.  But you can believe him if you wish.......Secondly, The Bad News: to all who donated generous amounts of money for the design and construction of a memorial statue of BlueJunky, y'all shit outta luck. I ain't returning the money. I've already spent it on a pair of Blue Topaz earrings. And I'm here to say they do look fabulous!

~ Thank You MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage! ~

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