Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Happy Birthday Mr. President

In honor of the 54th birthday of our self proclaimed 
4th bestest President ever of America, we present
an updated repost from the dark, dank archives
of one of our reader favorites from the past:

(With Sincere Apologies to Ralph Edwards, original
MC of the 1950's television show 'This is Your Life')

 This is Your Life: Barack Obama 

We Begin at the Beginning......

Born Barry Soetoro
August 4, 1961.......Somewhere?

Having confusing feelings at an early age, young Barry is seen contemplating going into the closet.

Barry's many failures in early life were to follow him into
adulthood, his first being Leadership.....

Severely lacking athletic prowess and coordination as a
young boy, Barry lost interest in sports, only to later find
he did like to play with balls.

The Formative Years:
Besuki Public School, Jakarta Indonesia

Young Barry was not known by his classmates as being the most intelligent of the group, and was voted most likely to become a window licker.

A talented player and star athlete
Punahou College Preparatory School

Visiting the Folks
Kenya 1976

Young Barry, seen here in a Hawaii 5-0 surveillance photo, with other member of the legendary 'Choom Gang' in high school..  

Barry's later political views were in part
formed by his experience with the ever
present sting of racism as a youth. 

The Ladies Man
High school Graduation: 1979

Despite it all, Barry overcame the struggles of 
an underprivileged black youth in America.

The Occidental College Years

 Columbia University - B.A Degree 1981
(records sealed)

Harvard Law School - 1988
(obviously not studying in the constitution law section)

(records sealed)

Visiting Law and Government Fellow
 University of Chicago Law School - 1991 

Marriage to Sweet Heart
Michelle Robinson - October 3, 1992

A Successful Community Organizer

A Man of the People

An Attentive and Devoted Husband

Illinois State Senator 1996 - 2004

United States Backbench Senator 2004 -2008

A Man of High Ambition

A Deep Thinker

A Noble Peace Prize Winner..(?)

A Keen Observer of Foreign Affairs

The Consummate Politician

The 44th President of the United States


It seem the news of Barack Obama's successful struggles in life as a black man in America was slow to reach some in his homeland of Kenya  the Hawaiian Islands. We ran across this article from the Maui Wowie Press dated 2014 about the island's famous favorite son written by one of his Choom Gang brothers from high school. 

Local Negro Boy Makes Good on Mainland

The Maui Wowie Free Press
by Roachclip Johnson

Barry Soetoro
Honolulu 411 The Maui Wowie Free Press has learned former local resident and member of the islands legendary 'Choom Gang', Barry Soetoro, has gone on in life to become a real American success story. 

A writer, author, comedian, political commentator and actor (stage name Barack Obama) , is once again nominated for a prestigious award. 

An episode of the comedy  “Between Two Ferns” which features a cameo by Soetoro as a sitting President being interviewed has been nominated for an Emmy in the Outstanding Short-Format Live-Action Entertainment Program category.

The awards will be announced Aug. 25. A win would add to Soetoro's already impressive award shelf, having won a Grammy in 2005 for the audio version of his best selling fictional autobiography, "Dreams from My Father".  He scored a second Grammy in 2007 for the audio version of his comic account of a Keynesian economist and politician out to save democracy, "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream.” 

He also scored big time cheese with a Nobel Peace Prize for his work bringing peace to the streets of Chicago while working as a community organizer there.

Soetoro is presently in his 6th year of a run portraying for television audiences a bumbling, much traveled and leisure oriented gay President of the United States, which initially opened to rave reviews, but recently scathing reviews have resulted in fallen popularity, and said by some in need of being mercifully ended.