Saturday, April 15, 2017

North Korea Test Newest Secret Weapon


MFNS - Pyongyang- Amid heightened tensions on the Korean Peninsula, the North Korean Military has just announce a successful test of it's newest and most secret weapon yet.  The "Ground Burst Defense Missile".

General Fong So Duh leader of the DPRK Defense Forces told MFNS the weapon tested today, launched from an undisclosed base near the city of Sinpo was part of the DPRK celebration of the 105th birth anniversary of its founding leader Kim Il-sung.

The General told us the "FUKYU 102" Missile is for close ground troop support and designed to explode immediately after launch, effectively showering the immediate area with falling sheet metal.  The launch area test subjects, three captured South Korean gofers, believed by the DPRK to be spies, and a mountain wildcat who wandered onto the site all died in the test. General Duh again reiterated to western media that the test shows the overwhelming technical superiority of the DPRK's scientific knowledge and military prowess.
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