CNN Has Gone From Dumpster Diving To Chasing Parked Cars

As CNN is seemingly intentionally beclowning themselves in a one network race to the bottom. Aside from interviewing drunks on the air, they're dispatching reporters around the world to help dig up clues and finally get to the bottom of the Trump campaign’s Russia ties. In attempts to remain relevant, last month the network infamously sent a reporter to St. Petersburg, where he literally dug around a dumpster looking for leads. Now CNN has sent a reporter to Bangkok to interveiw a hooker who claims to have the goods on the Trump camp's alleged under-the-table dealings with Russia.

The woman, Anastasia Vashukevich, who is also a self-described “sex coach,” (wink wink) is currently locked up in Thailand prison, and hopes that U.S. will offer her asylum if she spills some beans on the mythical Trump collusion. CNN hyped her possible credibility in noting that she was once photographed with a Russian billionaire, Oleg Deripaska, whom Paul Manafort was associated. Wow! After all the time, money and effort expended trying to lynch Donald Trump, the media, including The New York Times which ran a 1,000+ word exposé on Vashukevich’s allegations last week is down to desperately seeking out imprisoned hookers for any possible clues and leads. 

And they don't call them the Clown News Network for Nothing......