Deep State Plot: Billy Idol Just Became a US Citizen. Do You Know What This Means?
We Will Now Be Inundated With Holiday Music From Hell:
Billy Idol sings ‘White Christmas’
Doc Marten meets Dean Martin in Billy Idol’s plodding version of 'White Christmas,' which has all the appeal of a Christmas stocking full of steaming reindeer crap. The musicians backing him sound like a German wedding band after an afternoon of knocking back steins of Hefeweizen at the local beer garden. It don’t mean a thing if ain't got that swing, and these cats couldn't swing if they were hanging from a lamp post in a hurricane. It is enough to make Santa slit his wrists with a rusty razor blade.