Thursday, April 19, 2012

Turning it Around on The Daily Kosholes

April 19 - 7:56PM

Today, NewsBusters posted an article from The Daily Kos called: "Republicans Are Corruption Incarnate"(I don't link to The Kos site directly: I won't give them the traffic)
The Kos daily leftist tripe is legendary for misinformation and misinterpretation of the world in general. 

So, to have a little fun and demonstrate the twisted world of The Kosholes, I turned the article around on them by simply changing the words Republican to Democrat and replacing words like Taxes with government handouts, along with some other key words for effect. Things fell right into place. My changes are all in Italics.

I'm planning to submit it back to them....and yes, my spam filters are on full alert! 

Fun with the Kosholes
"Democrats Are Corruption Incarnate."
For those of us who wallow in politics, this is hardly a revelation - we deal day in and day out with the fact that the Democrat Party is more of a criminal syndicate than a political organization with any sort of ideas. It exists to serve its leaders and financiers alone, and actively wages war on the United States of America from within its own institutions in order to benefit a minority of the population. We scramble desperately to look for plausible reasons why a person with the remotest semblance of decency and responsibility could be completely blind to the daily drumbeat of criminality, lies, and hate that is the only output of Democrat politics.
Democrat voters are not misguided; they are not honest, hardworking people who've misjudged the situation; they are not patriotic Americans led astray by charismatic (ha!) leaders. They are just degenerate people whose corruption is commensurate to their means.
They vote Democrat for one reason, and one reason only: Because Democrats bribe them in every single election. Every...single...time. To my knowledge, there has not been an election in decades in which a Democrat did not promise a another government program, even where there was zero rational justification for them. They promise handouts in times of plenty as a "reward" for good work, and promise extended unemployment benefits in lean times as a senseless "economic stimulus" that goes against every reality of economics. They promise domestic  tranquility - short-lived though such times are whenever Leftist have any say in the matter -  a post racial society which they are ever-eager to stir up. And they may have believed their own bullshit about tax increases being economically beneficial back in the Clinton administration, but that fantasy has evaporated like a fart in the wind: They have no such illusions. They just want the money NOW, and they don't care how they get it or what the consequences are.
So they demand bribes for their votes, and their chosen leaders deliver them. Since the rich finance Democrat campaigns (i.e. Goldman Sacks and Morgan Stanley) they get the biggest share of the handouts, but the middle-class gets screwed - and the democrat dependent class doesn't care that every dollar they receive from taxes comes with a bill for $5 in reduced services, collapsing infrastructure, and lost economic opportunity. They just don't give a shit. Because they're receiving taxpayer money  - they don't care whether it's a net benefit or not - all they're demanding is the pleasure of receiving a wad of cash, even if they have to fork over ten times as much in hidden value. These are the people who vote Democrat: The lowest, most degenerate among the corrupt, who would sell the oxygen in their lungs for a whiff of a government handout.
Someone should tell these real-life orcs that selling their votes is immoral and un-American, especially the next time they trot out some bullshit about "voter fraud" because young Tea Party members are daring to register. And if they deny it, go ahead and dare them to talk about the last time they voted for someone who wasn't promising them a wasteful social program. Dare them to name the last person their party even nominated who wasn't blaming Republicans for their problems. If anyone tried to outbid their chosen candidate, democrat voters would just take both bribes and still vote for the greater of two evils out of sheer spite for mankind. They want the money - ALL OF IT. They will liquidate this nation to get it, and die happy watching their own grand-children starve.

Thank You IOTW for the Link


  1. It's about half past eerie how that fits so perfectly with reality. Well done, sir!

  2. I agree: Well done.

    And I can just imagine how much fun you had with this.


  3. This was perfect! As I was reading it I was simultaneously trying to figure out the original angle. The author of that piece makes ignorance look omnipotent.

    Well done!

  4. Thanks, Jared.
    It was kinda fun slapping them back with there own twisted logic.....