Wishing you very a HappyWookieMother's Day.
Kind Regards Kinda,
Diogenes
P.S. Just a note while I have the opportunity.
When I was a little boy my Dear Mother would paddle my butt good when I Lied, acted an ass in public or put my feet on the furniture. When I got married my wife kept me in check till I actually grew up.
It seems you have a similar problem as my mother did, and if I may be so bold as to suggest you reel in your lying little Barry a bit, and also tell him to keep his feet off the American peoples furniture. As for the paddling thing, what freaky things you guys do behind closed doors is entirely your business...know what em sayin'. But if opportunity was to present itself, would you whack him once for me?
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