Wednesday, July 25, 2012

No More Real Time Biden

Naked DC
I think We're Talking Damage Control Here

The press is being told that they are no longer allowed to Tweet Joe Biden’s commentary in real time. Remarks can be reprinted in their entirety later (even 20 minutes later), but on-the-scene reporting will be discouraged, according to White House sources.

The implication here is that Joe Biden does not deliver pre-written speeches as they are pre-written, as pre-written speeches could easily be sent to reporters ahead of time. Obviously, this means that you will no longer be able to experience real-time Joe Biden, which is a shame, particularly if you’re interested in such intriguing topics as Joe Biden’s parents’ sex lives, the unique characteristics of certain ethnic backgrounds, and complete reports on what Joe Biden had for lunch.


  1. You know those shirts that say "I'm With Stupid"?

    Well Joe's shirt says "I'm Not With Stupid, I Am Stupid". ;-)

    I'm thinking the WH cringes every time Joe gets before a camera.

  2. Sounds like the White House is admitting that Joe is a complete incompetent.

  3. I just don't know what we're all going to do if he is replaced.....