Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Erotic Novel Featuring Barack and Michelle Goes on Sale

via NRO
"A new, erotic novel being described as “fan fiction,” which features the first couple as protagonists-in-chief, is now on sale.  The the novel itself, intended to be “personalized,” is being printed with the names of the president and the first lady in it and made available to interested parties.  
Surely American literature has reached new heights with the publication of Guest House Games, in which Barack and Michelle Obama, “alone in their isolated beach front guest house in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii,” are “drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.”
uStarNovels, the publisher of this pioneering work, describes itself as a purveyor of “specially crafted original erotica and erotic romance” featuring “characters that are relatable for everyone” and “experiences that are credible.”
Chris Matthews, brace yourself for more thrills up your leg."


  1. This is really gross. I wonder if they ever aborted any of their unwanted children.

  2. Pardon me while I step away from my computer to puke!

  3. I just bought my copy. I have my beach towel out and I'm ready to start. It's my hope to tingle and tweet with Chris.