Saturday, November 23, 2013

Great Presidential One-Liners

"If I were two-faced – would I be wearing this one?" 

Abraham Lincoln 

"Washington DC is twelve square miles bordered by reality" 

Andrew Johnson

"Blessed are the young,  for they shall inherit the national debt"

Herbert Hoover

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." 

Harry Truman 

"An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins."

Dwight Eisenhower

"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."

Lyndon Johnson 

"There will be no whitewash at the White House"

Tricky Dick Nixon

"I guess it proves that in America anyone can be President."

Gerald Ford

"I can't deny I'm a better ex-President than I was a President."

Jimmy Carter 

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency – even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."

Ronald Reagan

"I didn't inhale and I never tried it again."

B.J. Clinton

"My opponents misunderestimated me." 

G. W. Bush

"I....uh....let me make this very clear....uh....I said...uh...."

Barack O.



  1. I think Slick Willy's should be "I did not have sex with that woman" or "I'm sorry Vince, I really wish there was another we could handle this."