Kardashian, present baby momma of rapper Kanye West explained that she was “representin’” and would “pour one out” for Mandela, her “BFF [best friend forever].”
“Never met NM,” Kardashian tweeted. “But were a kindred spirit . We both dedicated our lives to makin’ this a better world.”
Kardashian, reached for comment, explained that “Mandela worked against racism and whatnot, whereas I’ve introduced four different perfume fragrances, which has most definitely made the world smell better, at least. Want ta smell me?"
In the hours following Mandela’s death, the internet was awash with “selfies” featuring celebrities posing with the former president—a form of tribute that experts say would have “totally freaking confused” Mandela, who was 95 years old.
“Nelson, you were the cutest!” tweeted Miley Cyrus with her own selfie. “God bless you for freeing all the slaves.”
OMG! You broke your 100% Kardashian Free pledge!
ReplyDeleteMatt, I reserve the privilege of making fun of societal idiots, no matter their names...;)
Delete"100% Kardashian Free" is why I come here. But I forgive you because of the fishnet Friday above.
ReplyDeleteYou're such a sensible man Odie. :)
Delete"We both dedicated our lives to makin’ this a better world.”
ReplyDeleteReally? Who in the hell exactly is Kim Kardashian, what the hell did she ever do for mankind, and why should I give a flyin' eff? Sounds like she is kinda sorta like King Emperor Lord Narcissus, Messiah Obama, stuck on me,me,me,me,me.
It's a parody, Jack. Look at the picture.
DeleteOkay damn I am slow. LOLOL. Had me fooled though Jan.
DeleteOkay, you're forgiven. But hell, if I'm not sick and tired of all those Kardashian skanks!
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, Mandela was a terrorist.
Okay, you're forgiven. But hell, if I'm not sick and tired of all those Kardashian skanks!
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, Mandela was a terrorist.