Monday, December 23, 2013

What did you stop for, I got my head out of the wall!


 
440-lb Virgin Sends First Partner to ER
UPI - The first time that 440-pound Gregg Casarona had sex, he had his 110-pound girlfriend seeing stars after he put her head through the sheetrock wall of her parents' Long Island basement.
Casarona, who is 21, stopped after seeing what had happened, a move that his girlfriend, 22-year old Jen Gerakaris, didn’t appreciate at the time.
“Why’d you stop?” she asked after pulling her head out of the wall. “He looked like he was about to have a heart attack. So I just wanted to lighten the mood.”
His first reaction?
“I killed her,” Casarona recalled thinking. “This is my first time. And Jen is dead.”
Gerakaris soon became dizzy and nauseous so Casarona brought her to the hospital. She was diagnosed with a concussion.
Despite her injury, Gerakaris didn’t regret the decision.
"I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care," Gerakaris said. "We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move. In the beginning, there were lots of pillows and we didn’t do it anywhere near a wall."
I'm respectfully fighting back the urge to comment on this....... 

3 comments:

  1. You lured me here so I would say something outrageous. I'm not going to bite .... Well, what the hell is wrong with that chubby chasing bitch?

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  2. Finally explains the weird scars on BHO's head.

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