Happy Birthday Reverend Al
We at times don't have the slightest idea what you're saying,
and most of the time think you don't know either
But because of you're valiant defense of the President with the gusto of a used car salesman and teleprompter skills second to none, America is willing to overlook your comments on Jews, Homos, Mormons, Crackers and Tawana Brawley, denial of acting as government rat informant and of tax evasions charges, as tens-of-hundreds of loyal viewers watch you nightly on MSNBC as your mouth frequently outruns it's supply lines and you march gallantly off a cliff into broadcast history.
