"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether
to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'."
- Theodore Roosevelt.
to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'."
- Theodore Roosevelt.
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
-Harry Truman
-Harry Truman
"Washington DC is twelve square miles bordered by reality"
-Andrew Johnson
-Andrew Johnson
"An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins."
-Dwight Eisenhower
"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."
-Lyndon Johnson
"There will be no whitewash at the White House"
-Tricky Dick Nixon
"I guess it proves that in America anyone can be President."
-Gerald Ford
"I can't deny I'm a better ex-President than I was a President."
-Jimmy Carter

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency – even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
-Ronald Reagan
"I didn't inhale and I never tried it again."
-B.J. Clinton
"My opponents misunderestimated me."
-G. W. Bush
"I....uh....let me make this very clear....uh....I said...uh...."
-Barack O.
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