Sunday, March 5, 2017

Now He Has Really Done It! Babs Blames Trump for Her Fat Ass

Looking past the Quarts of Vodka and the Gallons of Yogurt, we can't have a leader who makes Hollywood legends fat, now can we? According to the Hollywood Reporter, Barbara Streisand blames Donald Trump for her recent massive weight gain. She tweeted out the news that the president has affected her morning routine.

I guess Babs hasn't come to the realization that when you're stupid, being ugly And fat doesn't really matter anyway. We feel for ya, though. Sit back and have four or five BLTs and a Martini or two.  It will all be over in ...oh...7 years and 11 months......