Republicans cruelly ignored a rapidly spreading epidemic as they crafted the partial repeal of Obamacare that passed in the House yesterday: They failed to include any provision in AHCA that provides mental health benefits for balmy liberals whose thin tether to sanity has been severed by the success of the GOP and Donald Trump. His victory in November and his successful collaboration with Senate Republicans on the confirmation of Neal Gorsuch for SCOTUS have already turn them into gibbering Tards.
Their conditions have now been exacerbated by the passage of AHCA, yet it provides no subsidy to pay for their Seroquel. And they are in dire need of anti-psychotic medication. Elizabeth Warren, whose multiple-personality disorder occasionally manifests itself in the form of a verbose U.S. Senator and other times as a remarkably pale indigenous princess loosed the following war whoop on Twitter:
“#AHCA will devastate Americans’ healthcare. Families will go bankrupt. People will die.”Settle Down Lizzy and take a pill....
On the latter point, she may be onto something though. Some of the outbursts our progressive friends are foolhardy enough to put in print are causing so much mirth on the tweeter that increasing amounts of leftist may end up in the Emergency Rooms.
The Democrats and their partners in the media and the entertainment industry have become a case study in mass hysteria. Perhaps AHCA should have included some provision for pre-existing hysteria. These people need sedatives and a long spell at a country retreat before they hurt themselves. They have already done considerable harm to us.
But there is good news on the horizon for the Hysterical Booger Eating Leftist of America:
Scientists at a number of universities including Harvard and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) say parents should not discourage their children from picking their noses because they contain 'a rich reservoir of good bacteria.
And we should certainly listen to the Ivy Leaguers, they're experts at producing healthy leftist Booger Eaters.......Read More
(The Telegraph UK)
(Deplorable Garden Nome)