Saturday, May 25, 2019

Highly Illogical, Mr. Sulu

George Takei, better know to some as Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu, the guy who pretended to drive around a big ass flying saucier with Cadillac fins and being yelled at by William Shatner on television way before my time. And during his run as Sulu, was depicted as a bare-chested swashbuckling swordsman in his spare time away from warp speedin' around the galaxy and dodging numerous alien bad guy's artillery barrages. Now it seems that the dragon he wishes to slay is Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

Of course Mr. Takei’s tweet was wholly mockworthy, (your editorette at your service) but not without some in Hollywood's support.  Supporters like Luke Skywalker, aka Mark Hamill, who said he’s tempted to move to Kentucky so he could vote for Takei,  and 'The Fonz', Henry Winkler tweeted that Takei has his vote as well. Several Kentuckians even offered lodging for Takei. One Louisville resident squealed tweeted the actor he has an extra room (I bet he does) to which to “live long and prosper” and offered “really good fettuccine Alfredo.“

Georgie would have one heck of a challenge on his hands: Mitch McConnell has never lost an election. A carpetbag Hollywood elitist and obnoxious homosexual activist? In Kentucky? Looks like Mr Takei might’ve been drinking a bit too much Romulan ale while keyboardin', and perhaps should just stick to pretending he's still relevant and playing with those long pointed things......

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~

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