We Told Ya Biden's Pretend Press Conferences Would Be A Train Wreck

If he bumbles his way through a made-up press conference, he'll simply remind people how lame he is.

Let me get this straight. The Biden camp has INSISTED for the past six days that—rather than simply hiding from the public—he was tirelessly briefing with top COVID19 experts. Now, in his first public address in a week, he can’t remember what he learned. pic.twitter.com/M6uNXOzzq8

— Aren R. LeBrun (@proustmalone) March 23, 2020

Why don't they just dub a voice over his like the actor in the Liberty Mutual commercials. Y'all get that man some pudding. (Betting behind that podium, he's wearing boxer shorts and house shoes that have toilet paper stuck to the bottom.)