Just as sure as leaves fall in an autumn breeze, when democrats get butthurt, the crazies start jumping out of the trees. And speaking of crazies, the soft skulls at the Daily Beast tells us one of the craziest of the left, Elie Mystal, has come up with a dandy resolution to thwart the Texas abortion ban: 'Abortion Trucks'.
For those not familiar with Mystal, he's now the wild haired editor-at-large at the commie rag "The Nation" who was once kicked off MSNBC for being too crazy even for them for awhile. But since George Floyd, the network has gone full tilt grievance industry approved, Elie is allowed once again to spew his venom and pontificate about the dangers of Whiteness.
Mystal explained to host Molly Jong-Fast on the latest episode of the Daily Beast's 'The New Abnormal' podcast that the 46* could whip out his pen and actually order mobile abortion units to Texas to circumvent the new law.
Like Ice Cream trucks, but for killing babies.
“If Joe Biden via executive order established, let’s call it a federal privacy commission, and hired a bunch of doctors and empowered them to drive throughout the country in a truck or a van enforcing privacy rights, guess what? They’d be federal officials performing their duties and thus, through qualified immunity, immune from private civil actions.....”
Of course, there is the little matter of the Hyde Amendment, which blocks federal funds from being used to provide abortions except to save a woman’s life. That’s why, Mystal says real protection for rights to kill the unborn would have to come from court-packing—because the Supreme Court and the judges in the 5th Circuit who enabled this law to go forward are batshit “crazy” in his words. And So the Circus Continues.......