Chris Matthews to Donate Leg to Obama
Presidential Library
"Every since I made that statement on-air about the tingle up my leg the night of the election, the conservative bloggers have been shellacking me with it night and day!. So I plan to amputate it and donate it to the Obama Library when it opens and make all those bastards look like fools" Matthews told Middle Finger News.
Ask if he was absolutely serious about the statement he told us, "Look, we were indeed drinking heavily during commercial breaks in the election coverage, but on air I was sitting next to Rachel Maddow for Gods sake! And while she was wild eyed and had on a nice pair of fishnets and playing footsie under the table with Andrea Mitchell.... I know the tingle wasn't because of them! That was 100% adrenaline and admiration for Barack Obama because of the outcome of election night."
There has at this time been no official statement from the White House, but Press Secretary Jay Carney suggested the addition of the famous amputated leg, preserved in a glass case in the entrance to the future library would be an towering symbol of the love and support by members of the media for the 44th President in his heroic struggle to save America.
" Barack will get the leg for his library.....I'll show those bastards!" said Matthews.
Editix Note: As of this writing Aug 2, 2026, Tingles Matthews has not been seen in public or heard from since the Obama Mausoleum open earlier this year.
Matthews.......Matthews.......Matthews............
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