Most Interesting Job in Government : Joe Biden's Sign Language Interpreter

A usually lighthearted moment that a lot of Americans watch on the nightly news every year, this year’s WH Thanksgiving Turkey pardoning ceremony on the South Lawn was so strange that even the sign language interpreter who appeared next to Biden on the White House video feed seemed momentarily but genuinely shocked.

After pardoning turkeys Biden turned to Ronnie Parker of Circle S Ranch in Monroe, North Carolina, who raised the birds: “How many turkeys you got down there — you raising?” Parker replied "about nine and a half million turkeys a year.”

Biden, seemingly stunned by the high number, immediately made a comparison that those watching had a tough time deciphering — and his response left sign language interpreter Elsie Stecker with her mouth wide open.

Bidens handlers need a voice double. Someone really take immediate cut his feed and take over. Absolutely the most embarrassing loser I've ever seen.

— Jamie (@realJamieBurns) November 21, 2022

After he made the comment, whose meaning nobody seemed able to comprehend, the president immediately turned to the turkey on the table as asked

“And the — anyway. You wanna talk?”

There was no fowl comment from the birds as they were quickly whisked away to safety. 

WaPo Finally Gives Biden His Own Bottomless Pinocchios

WaPo- President Biden is a self-described “gaffe machine.” That’s no excuse, of course, for a president making false or misleading statements. Readers have asked for fact checks of a variety of recent Biden statements, but none of them seemed big enough for a stand-alone fact check.

We generally do not award Pinocchios for roundups like this — but for reasons that will become clear, we need to make an exception for the first one.

The Empire's Attention Now Turns to Plans For the Coronation of 'Chucky Three Sticks'

A  FEW HOURS LATER..........

If Biden (or the people pulling his strings) WAS trying to do as much damage as possible to the country, what would he be doing different?

Brandon Declares Mission Accomplished.

After announcing there is zero % inflation, Brandon shakes hand with his senior economic advisor.... pic.twitter.com/f5DVuDnZqM

— Diogenes Sarcastica 🇺🇸 (@DSarcastica) August 10, 2022

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DJT Lives Rent-free in Biden's Head, and It Seems the Lease Has Just Been Renewed.

We are only a year-and-a-half into Biden’s presidential tenure, and things are not going well to say the least. That’s the opinion of a full 85 percent of the Americans from both parties polled who believe the country is headed for the ditch. So, what is a president to do when his whole  administration is collapsing around him? Blame Donald Trump, of course.

Talking nonsense in Ohio yesterday to an audience of paid to be there union members, Joe had this to say:

"The previous administration lost more jobs on its watch than any administration since Herbert Hoover. That's a fact. All based on failed trickle down economics...We came in with a different economic vision."

Yeah, how is that "different economic vision" working out Joe? Sky-rocketing inflation, the deep drop in the stock market, record gas prices, all the foreign policy fuck ups? GD Putz!

I get that Biden’s brain is mush, but you’d think he’d remember the global pandemic that took place in 2020 before spouting off about job losses. State-level lockdowns happened across the country, putting the economy into an artificial coma. Apparently, Biden recalls none of that though, instead choosing to blame “trickle-down economics” for the job losses under DJT, a contention completely devoid of reality.

Never mind that the economy was booming under DJT until COVID hit, making Biden’s critique rather absurd. To put it succinctly, when the current president is spending all his time obsessing over the former guy, that current president is losing.

Biden may not perceive much reality these days given his mental decline, but he knows enough to know he’s been an abject failure. With no accomplishments to talk about, all he has left is making awkward, false mentions of Donald Trump.

While I don’t agree with Biden’s politics one bit, it’s still sad to watch a guy crumble like this. He can barely speak, his jokes make no sense, and he’s been reduced to squinting at a teleprompter, just hoping to get through another event. Someone should really step in and stop this elder abuse. And the country can't take much more of this screaming full speed down the highway blindfolded.

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Saudis Give Biden the Finger.

Excerpts from RedState: 

"A sea of mediocrity is currently flowing in Germany as the G7 leaders, including Joe Biden, have come together to once again virtue signal climate change and abortion, while generally making your life worse. As usual, there will be lots of tone-deaf pictures and statements, while zero real-world problems are solved. That’s the G7 in a nutshell.

It was one of those moments where you can only be embarrassed that even the French have a better handle on reality than the US president."

Biden was counting on Arab nations to produce more oil but a few hours ago French President Macron was overheard telling Biden that the United Arab Emirates is at max capacity & the Saudis can’t produce much more. It appears to be a direct appeal to Biden to produce more oil. pic.twitter.com/vRWJVpn3El

— Michael Shellenberger (@ShellenbergerMD) June 27, 2022

It’s not clear that Biden appreciated the gravity of what Macron was saying. Before Macron could finish, Biden started to walk away, and interrupted him, as though he were in a hurry to get to the gabfest, even though Macron’s intel should change everything.

— Michael Shellenberger (@ShellenbergerMD) June 27, 2022

"When Macron is having to step in as a voice of reason, you know the US has fallen far off its once-lofty perch. Joe Biden is singularly responsible for that decline, and even in the face of a world-energy shortage that is sending economies into turmoil and could possibly cost millions of lives due to exposure and food shortages, the president is as aloof as ever.

Biden’s grand plan to fix everything to this point, as you pay $5 or a gallon of gas? To beg the Saudis and Emiratis to produce more oil halfway across the globe.

And just to put the finishing touches on this masterpiece of stupidity, Biden spent the last two years trashing the Saudis and snuggling up to Iran. That means that even if the Saudis had more production capacity they likely wouldn’t offer it to us anyway. That’s how idiotic the president’s foreign policy has been.

For 50 years, this absolute mental midget has bungled every single major geopolitical question, and it’s no great shock he’d screw this up as well......." 

A Private Moment on the Beach with Jill & Joe

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Job Posting For Senior Biden Administration Scapegoat

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White House Office of Human Resources: June 13, 2022

JOB DESCRIPTION

Consistently operating with innate flaws and a toxic culture, the Biden Administration as a whole has managed to scrape by as a inept political presence through routines that could only be described as incompetent dumpster fire that is burning as violently as the Great Chicago Fire. Are you our O’Leary cow?

As Senior (office of one) Administration Scapegoat, you will work alongside all Executive departments and Cabinet Offices on all projects, all of which were absolutely doomed from their inception thanks to poor leadership, blatant nepotism and, inexplicably, something you did. If you’re a recent graduate of a diploma mill or HBCU and feeling hopeless about the future or just a deeply broken human—we want you! Learn more about the role and what it entails below. 

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

• Everything 
• And so much more

QUALIFICATIONS

• An IQ at least as high as the average Democrat voter (70-75)
• Bachelor’s degree from an education institution that put you in significant debt.
• Experience with overbearing parents who are continuously disappointed.
• Proven three-plus-year track record of being from somewhere other than here.
• Able to work independently on projects that were originally designed for four or five people.
• Demonstrated history of taking the blame for things that are assuredly not your fault.
• Capacity to ingest and absorb passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) emails.
• Familiarity with a feeling of total and absolute desperation
• Must have semi-reliable transportation so we can claim that the only reason we didn’t deliver our promise to control inflation or caused an international incident that leads to possible nuclear stand-off, is because you were late that one time.

BENEFITS

• Salary commensurate with experience, but… it’s going to be low. 
• 401K company match after a year, because we know you won’t be here by then.
• The legal minimum number of PTO days will be given, and maybe a few holidays, but definitely not the progressive ones 
• Occasional work-from-home allowances. It’s not a benefit, but we’ll treat it like one.

TO APPLY

Scream into the void. If nothing and no one responds, then please send us your résumé and a well-crafted cover letter that we’ll never read. If we think you might be a good fit, we’ll respond with an incredibly finite number of interview slots for some time in the next twenty-four hours, thus allowing you no time to prepare or consider whether you actually want the role.

Apply today to be our Senior  Administration Scapegoat. We can’t wait to blame you for our mistakes.

Harper's Bazaar Does Jill Biden

"Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, ‘I don’t know how you’re doing it.’ The pandemic and then it’s war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices and inflation and shortages and........"

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I'd Say It's Better To Be MAGA King Than a Potato

Threatening Punches For Those Well Above His Weight Class, Potato Brain Takes On MAGA

Joe Biden is the greatest avatar of American decline since James Buchanan, whose title as Worst President Ever Biden will steal away in under 18 months in office. But what’s perhaps most frightening about Biden, given the advanced state of mental discombobulation his wife, party and handlers have disregarded in foisting him on the American people is the utter lack of self-awareness he shows with comments like his attack on DJT as the “MAGA King.” Donald Trump didn’t create the MAGA movement. He might have given it a name, but it existed long before he came along.

What people think of as MAGA was present with the Tea Party. The ruling class, of which Joe Biden is a lesser member, did everything they could to squash the movement. Republican establishment politicians tried to co-opt it and generally shined Tea Partiers on to get elected, only to ignore them after the fact. And nobody did a damn thing about the corrupt Obama-Biden administration’s abuse of the IRS as a political weapon against Tea Party organizations.

But, they failed to kill the movement. And DJT wasn’t the only  presidential candidate who appealed to it. Remember that if Trump hadn’t won the 2016 nomination, Ted Cruz would have. The spirit of the movement had grown so large by 2016 that one of the most qualified presidential fields in American history ate dust from Trump and Cruz’ heels because most Republican voters were so disgusted with the Rhino establishment politics.

Of course, the Left did what it does best to DJT. They calumnized, demonized and tried to destroy him. It wouldn’t have worked but for COVID, and even then it took, in Biden’s words, an unprecedented voter fraud operation which is now being exposed. 

But the movement still hasn’t died. It’s grown. Potato brain and his leftist freaks made that possible. And this fall there’s a wave election brewing which could relegate the democrat party to political irrelevance in a way not seen since the era dawned by Buchanan’s transformationally awful presidency. This is Joe Biden’s legacy.

It’s being forged amid disastrous news on the economic, foreign policy, national security and social fronts. Nothing works. Everything is stupid. We’re governed by people who suck on the national level and Americans are sick of it. There is a growing national sense that Biden is illegitimate, that his potato brain isn’t sufficient to the job, that his party is run by morons and freaks and that the country is on the verge of collapse. And his response is to call the MAGA movement, which has always sought American economic revival, a bunch of racist, terrorists and hurl lame insults at Trump.

No President has ever spoken of such a number of American citizens in such disgusting and divisive ways. 

This won’t end well for Biden. But what’s worse is it won’t end well for us. You can’t have an corrupted incompetent liar who can’t tell what time it is running the country. At least it’s clear change is coming in the midterms, and with enough turnover in Congress and the right candidate, the White House in 2024.

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Jen Preps To Leave Cause She's Tired of Y'all's Sh*t

Peter Doocy is really gonna miss you @jrpsaki.

— realityspeaking (@realityspeakin2) May 5, 2022

😂 Dr. Jill's Biography Sells Just 250 Copies First Week

"The American people are decidedly disinclined to pay $26 for a book about the life of President Joe Biden's primary caretaker. Politico reports that a recently published biography of Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D, sold just 250 copies in its first week of circulation. The Politico article, which documents the professional anxiety of the poor White House correspondents who find it "boring and difficult" to cover an administration whose policies they wholeheartedly support, cites the poor sales of Jill: A Biography of the First Lady by AP reporters Julie Pace and Darlene Superville as an example of why journalists are so bummed out now that a Democrat is in charge." - WFB 

But you know a well as I do that if Joe Biden were a Republican, the media would be calling for the 25th Amendment to be triggered and all over why Jill Biden continues to embarrass the country by dragging her obvious mental declining husband around by the hand, accusing her of elderly abuse and, of course, being a threat to Democracy! But, Here We Are.

Easter Greetings From the Leader of the Free World

Get a Grip You Climate Hysteria Cultist. Joe Has Poll Numbers To Boost

Joe Biden announced today that fighting off imminent apocalyptic climate disasters will just have to wait, as he paused an environmental rule so gasoline refiners can supply gas stations with outlawed 15% ethanol blend fuel throughout the summer. Gasoline with 15% ethanol has been banned for nearly a decade under the Clean Air Act.

Since Joe punched himself in the face during the primary debates by announcing his planned destruction of the fossil fuel industry, prices have steadily risen and shredding his poll numbers, stranding Democrats’ in a leaky rowboat in the path of a Republican tsunami at the midterm ballot box. Joe and his circus team has been trying to create the narrative that high gas prices are solely the fault of Vlad Putin. Americans ain't buying it.

Evidently, neither was the bird that crapped on him during his speech. 

What'd Ya Say Joe? 🧐

Anybody catch the end of Biden's presser when the last reporter he called on didn't ask the submitted before hand question and Biden corrected him?

It's all theater for the masses. The WH knows the questions and Biden has prepared answers on note cards.

— Diogenes Sarcastica 🇺🇸 (@DSarcastica) March 28, 2022

Our Man in Brussels

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I'm Feeling Mischievous Today

My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.....

 

Attention: All media Outlets
Subject: New Media Narrative Notice -

Moving forward, results of ALL BIDEN administration's bad decisions, weakness and incompetence shall be blamed on Vladimir Putin.

That is all.......

— Diogenes Sarcastica (@DSarcastica) March 10, 2022

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Your Official Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread

With Nan's face diaper requirement in the house chamber rescinded, and the US Capital once again ringed by fences topped with razor wire, the stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the annual manure spread know to us all as the State Of The Union message. 

We can once again expect more lying then a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles sitting in a squad car trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.

And like all of 46* speeches, a mind-numbing exercise in self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, an economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.   

But we're sure to be entertained as in past years, despite the droning speech, watching Nan fidget around, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin.

But SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD, compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.

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The Life and Times Of A Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier

"The Autobiography of Joe Biden by Joe Biden" - Joe Biden

"I graduated from Syracuse, in two years with three degrees under my belt, and got married. I wanted to join the Army and fly PT Boats in ‘Nam, but every time I tried to join, I was got a deferment. The recruiters all said the same thing. “Man, you saved all those black kids at the pool. You deserve a medal and five deferments. ‘Cause Joe, you’re gonna be president some day.......” 

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